go via county back roads, or ride the wind in a hot air balloon?
Ride the wind in a hot air balloon or crash and burn in a home-made airplane?
Crash and burn in a home-made airplane or hire a private jet?
hire a private jet, or go cross country on a Greyhound Bus?
Go cross country on a Greyhound bus or do the Masochism Tango?
Do the Masochism Tango or take up Flamenco dancing?
Take up flamenco dancing or clog to a fiddle and banjo?
Clog to a fiddle and banjo or undo your clogged up toilet?
Undo your clogged up toilet or buy lumber to build an outhouse?
Buy lumber to build an outhouse or rent a prefab porta-potty?
rent a prefab porta-potty, or use the McDonalds across the street
Use the McDonalds across the street or apply for the dishwasher job at Buford’s Beanery?
Apply for the dishwasher job at Buford’s Beanery or watch an old Beany and Cecil cartoon?
watch an old Beany and Cecil cartoon, or turn the channel and watch Puff n Stuff
Watch Puff n Stuff or play Puff the Magic Dragon?
Play Puff the Magic Dragon or hire a magician?
Hire a magician or read old Mandrake comic strips?
Read old Mandrake comic strips, or watch original Superman episodes on a black and white TV
Watch original Superman episodes on B&W TV or buy a Fearless Fosdick watch?
Buy a Fearless Fosdick watch or watch your fearless friend after he says “Hold my beer and watch this”?
watch your fearless friend after he says “Hold my beer and watch this” or start planning your fearless friends funeral?
Start planning your fearless friends funeral or take out a huge life insurance policy on your friend?
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