Wearing bike shorts and
sporting full-body tattoos featuring
guitar heroes like Eddie
Money and Jerry Reed
Hubbard whose cupboard was
equipped with secret compartments
To hide the bottled
love potion that he
sold to desperate housewives
Looking for a sugar
daddy without alcoholic tendencies
but chain-smokes big cigars
And eat twinkies with
ketchup and dijon mustard
With a side of
poutine from “Jacques’ Joint”
Guaranteed to make your
next outhouse experience epic
If you bring Fabreeze
the wasps will attack
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