watch your wife leave to go home to mother, or just sleep on the basement couch?

 Just sleep on the basement couch visit your mistress for the weekend?

Visit your mistress for the weekend or secure your wallet in a safe place?

secure your wallet in a safe place, or cancel all your credit cards?

Cancel all your credit cards or enjoy the smell of crispy $100 bills that you now carry?

Enjoy the smell of crisp $100 bills that you now carry or buy a box of Kristy Kreme donuts?

Buy a box of Kristy Kreme donuts or bake blueberry muffins at home?

bake blueberry muffins at home, or play “I found my thrill on blueberry hill” on your stereo.

Play “I found my thrill on blueberry hill” on your stereo or find out if Mr. Domino resented being called “Fats”?

Find out if Mr. Domino resented being called “Fats,” or shoot pool with the ghost of Jackie Gleason?

Shoot pool with the ghost of Jackie Gleason or watch the the 1985 comedy movie ‘ ‘Izzy and Moe” starring Art Carney and Jackie Gleason?

watch the the 1985 comedy movie ‘ ‘Izzy and Moe” starring Art Carney and Jackie Gleason, or watch Smoky and the Bandit ?

Watch Smoky and the Bandit or learn Jerry Reed’s “Blue Finger” ?

learn Jerry Reed’s “Blue Finger” , or try and remember his basset hounds name?

Try to remember [Jerry Reed’s] basset hound’s name or watch old tv shows featuring Cleo the basset hound?

Watch old tv shows featuring Cleo the basset hound or adopt a dog from a local shelter?

Adopt a dog from a local shelter or befriend the neighbour’s Pitbull ?

Befriend the neighbour’s Pitbull or build a tall fence around your yard?

Build a tall fence around your yard or put in Bermuda grass?

Put in Bermuda grass or consider installing artificial turf?

Consider installing artificial turf or plant perennial flowers?

Plant perennial flowers or switch to easy-maintenance assorted rocks?

switch to easy-maintenance assorted rocks, or build a paver patio?

Build a paver patio or construct a no maintenance deck?

Construct a no-maintenance deck or swab the poopdeck?