banjoscotty - Posted - 05/05/2014:  04:24:17

on the other hand...

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2014:  04:36:52

we have a glove

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/05/2014:  06:13:36

full of quags leftover

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2014:  07:20:40

from the quag convention

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/05/2014:  09:12:56

where all the gloves

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2014:  11:39:56

are rescuees from quagmire

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2014:  11:59:21

although none of them

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/05/2014:  14:56:59

swim in quicksand races

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2014:  15:20:24

or drive monster mudders

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/05/2014:  18:24:22

to the Church on

Meles_Meles - Posted - 05/05/2014:  20:15:16

time for sacramental sherry

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2014:  20:28:50

or sackcloth and ashes

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2014:  03:00:58

and self flagellation for

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/06/2014:  04:13:49

throwing apple pie at

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/06/2014:  04:32:06

our faithful old preacher

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2014:  06:26:42

who likes pie, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2014:  09:36:08

not in his eyes

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2014:  10:49:52

, especially not apple pie

Meles_Meles - Posted - 05/06/2014:  20:47:41

because those darn seeds

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chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2014:  22:14:26

can grow to become

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/07/2014:  02:37:21

a full sized tree

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2014:  04:07:37

and the next thing

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/07/2014:  04:28:05

you know, someone has

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2014:  07:38:13

taken an ax and

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2014:  08:34:42

chopped the tree for

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2014:  15:36:49

Fire wood and biofuel 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/07/2014:  16:25:10

to keep themselves warm

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/07/2014:  19:07:35

during the long cold

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/07/2014:  20:24:23

frozen strands of spaghetti

Meles_Meles - Posted - 05/07/2014:  20:39:23

that snap when stressed

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2014:  03:45:24

but don't worry,Florida

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/08/2014:  03:55:08

has plenty of hot

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2014:  04:07:58

babes on the beaches

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2014:  05:02:53

and an equal number

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/08/2014:  06:55:12

of hot dogs on

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2014:  07:45:51

the backyard grills. They

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/08/2014:  14:59:38

grabbed a bucket and

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/08/2014:  17:32:57

tried to put out

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/08/2014:  18:34:33

the fire Aunt Helen

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/08/2014:  19:03:17

stoked under her lions

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/08/2014:  19:31:35

of the hog they

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2014:  03:10:54

were planning to eat

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2014:  03:20:42

but they burned it

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2014:  04:34:46

to a complete cinder

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2014:  06:47:46

so they eat bologna

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/09/2014:  07:33:56

and all the fixins

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2014:  08:33:33

including a helping of

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/09/2014:  08:36:17

ice tray frozen Junket

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2014:  08:37:54

which nobody really liked