chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2018:  20:32:44

dung and fling it

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2018:  03:22:21

forcefully into foe’s faces

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/11/2018:  05:23:16

which blinded them temporarily

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2018:  06:26:55

and made them smell

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/11/2018:  06:41:04

like fresh horse apples

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2018:  07:21:12

which double as pucks

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2018:  10:40:16

in the great white

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/11/2018:  13:20:00

north golf course and

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/11/2018:  15:46:17

even to the southern

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2018:  16:48:47

reaches of billhilly O-high-O

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2018:  18:00:13

what the natives call

Meles_Meles - Posted - 10/11/2018:  20:20:11

'cowpie bingo', for prizes

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/12/2018:  03:06:26

hillbilly girls usually won

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2018:  03:37:17

because they practice daily

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/12/2018:  03:56:07

and never leave a

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2018:  09:17:41

stone unturned whilst exploring

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2018:  12:36:36

the fine art of

Meles_Meles - Posted - 10/12/2018:  20:25:03

filling their Daisy Dukes

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2018:  03:59:52

with sweetly sensuous curves

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/13/2018:  04:29:00

and molds and mounds

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2018:  05:08:08

of tautly stretched denim

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/13/2018:  05:51:16

over firm female flesh

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2018:  06:39:31

resulting from corn-fed families

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2018:  11:04:18

passing on excellent genes

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/13/2018:  12:10:13

and a few extra

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/13/2018:  12:29:20

pounds here and there

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2018:  13:21:06

due to verboten inbreeding

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2018:  14:15:29

and a predilection for

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/13/2018:  16:46:49

oozing, farting, burping, and

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2018:  17:14:52

other socially unacceptable effluvia

Meles_Meles - Posted - 10/13/2018:  20:02:17

which would be inappropriate

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2018:  20:32:45

except at banjo conventions

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/14/2018:  04:38:18

or bars. As they

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/14/2018:  05:48:52

ooz,fart,burp and

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2018:  08:02:11

repel the unwashed masses

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2018:  11:53:32

with their complete disregard

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/14/2018:  16:37:51

to the sewer system

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2018:  17:21:39

patrolled by hard-working Norton

Meles_Meles - Posted - 10/14/2018:  18:48:22

Commando-riding biker sewer rats

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/15/2018:  02:40:17

who actually love to

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2018:  04:19:09

work on British motorcycles

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/15/2018:  05:33:52

but can't afford one

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2018:  07:42:49

because sweatshop labor laws

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2018:  08:04:05

require double overtime whenever

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/15/2018:  18:06:27

it's light outside, so

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2018:  18:25:36

they work night shifts

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2018:  18:29:25

and drive cab daytime

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2018:  18:44:16

trying to make ends

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2018:  18:45:36

meet to placate taxcollectors