jistgreg - Posted - 01/25/2015:  18:08:32

place in adolescent girls' 

Meles_Meles - Posted - 01/25/2015:  20:03:12

easybake oven on skewers

('skewer' = 'skua', geddit?)

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2015:  09:55:07

Good one

which is not recommended

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2015:  10:30:12

for baking famous seagulls

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2015:  10:38:37

which takes us Bach

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2015:  10:45:33

to Richard the duck

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2015:  12:07:43

not to be confused

jistgreg - Posted - 01/26/2015:  15:10:34

although confusion is rife 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2015:  15:32:49

with misunderstanding and inebriation

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2015:  16:03:15

which is the condition

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/26/2015:  17:13:30

we are about to

jistgreg - Posted - 01/26/2015:  17:28:44

investigate empirically.  On the 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2015:  18:37:33

recommendation of our attorney 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2015:  18:41:02

who demands large dollars

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2015:  18:43:27

just to answer the

jistgreg - Posted - 01/26/2015:  19:30:25

phone, we cannot divulge 

Meles_Meles - Posted - 01/26/2015:  20:11:56

our Cold Duck supplier

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2015:  20:24:58

nor our seagull snatcher

jistgreg - Posted - 01/26/2015:  21:17:17

nor our Admiral Byrd's 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/27/2015:  03:40:51

heroic quest to travel

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2015:  05:11:21

to places nobody wants

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/27/2015:  07:07:04

to vacation at so

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2015:  07:28:42

that he can hog

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2015:  10:37:32

all the beach towels

jistgreg - Posted - 01/27/2015:  14:17:56

to cover his unsightly 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2015:  15:46:40

banjo tattoos which are

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2015:  17:29:25

not chick magnets like

jistgreg - Posted - 01/27/2015:  19:00:54

the adam's apple of 

Meles_Meles - Posted - 01/27/2015:  20:06:47

some bloated plutocrat who

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/28/2015:  01:58:06

plutocrated in the outhouse

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2015:  03:38:52

that Jethro built to

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2015:  04:04:56

accommodate Ellie May and

jistgreg - Posted - 01/28/2015:  10:05:21

the upstairs neighbors.  It 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2015:  10:08:17

was painted a bright

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2015:  10:39:43

fluorescent baby diaper brown

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2015:  12:35:17

so the stains wouldn't

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/28/2015:  15:35:15

show and leave everyone

Meles_Meles - Posted - 01/28/2015:  19:54:42

mistaking sepia for seepage

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2015:  10:20:56

however, the preservationist assured

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2015:  13:15:33

us that fecal bacteria

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2015:  15:14:26

was not something to

Meles_Meles - Posted - 01/29/2015:  21:51:27

call "culture" for Utahns

jistgreg - Posted - 01/29/2015:  22:58:10

so we called it 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/30/2015:  07:04:02

"poop" and told everyone

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2015:  12:08:37

that four letter word

jistgreg - Posted - 01/30/2015:  13:30:16

stood for Pseudo Object 

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/30/2015:  19:41:07

and don't forget it

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2015:  20:04:55

because the exam is

Meles_Meles - Posted - 01/30/2015:  20:41:17

not open-book, and counts