banjoscotty - Posted - 07/30/2017:  04:39:23

bought a peanut farm

Meles_Meles - Posted - 07/30/2017:  19:01:38

down in Plains, Georgia

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/30/2017:  19:57:08

where the rain falls

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2017:  03:41:22

and gets everything wet

Meles_Meles - Posted - 07/31/2017:  19:02:26

as an advice column

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2017:  20:53:57

warns of peanut allergies

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2017:  03:56:08

that actually help people

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2017:  05:04:15

separate themselves from the 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2017:  05:32:13

pollen that's in air

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2017:  05:53:36

and the pollen covering 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2017:  06:16:05

all the Kleenex boxes

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2017:  07:25:21

untill there's nothing to

Meles_Meles - Posted - 08/01/2017:  19:46:31

sneeze at, such as

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2017:  03:06:37

the personal hygiene habits 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2017:  06:55:03

of skid row bums

Meles_Meles - Posted - 08/02/2017:  19:19:11

who don't floss their

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2017:  05:10:32

tooth, recklessly risking any

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2017:  06:59:13

chipped wine bottles causing

Meles_Meles - Posted - 08/03/2017:  19:27:37

bloody Chicklets raining down

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2017:  04:59:07

in a bizarre meterorlogical 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2017:  08:06:20

phenomenon known as chicburst

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2017:  16:18:55

which causes excitement among

Meles_Meles - Posted - 08/04/2017:  19:36:45

calcium-depleted grannies, who scramble

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2017:  19:38:29

their scrabble tiles hurriedly

OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2017:  17:42:45

while furtively sneaking peeks

Meles_Meles - Posted - 08/05/2017:  19:29:44

at their neighbors' racks

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2017:  19:46:23

of East Indies spices

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/05/2017 19:47:14

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2017:  04:52:43

where they hid their

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2017:  13:22:36

marijuana out of sight

Meles_Meles - Posted - 08/06/2017:  19:57:56

of nosy neighborhood nabobs

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2017:  02:40:05

nattering nonsensical notions nonstop 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2017:  08:05:24

always allowing alphabetical acronyms

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2017:  08:41:20

which work well whenever

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2017:  10:30:57

we don't know anything

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2017:  16:13:23

other than Square roots

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2017:  16:18:27

and our trigonometric functions 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2017:  16:19:16

taught by dysfunctional teachers

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2017:  18:24:07

who had never been

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/08/2017:  05:16:22

to school in America

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2017:  05:39:13

,being subversive Russian spies

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2017:  12:47:47

intent on wreaking havoc

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2017:  12:53:36

on Alex Jones' broadcasts

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2017:  12:58:13

fueling conspiracy theorists who

Edited by - OM45GE on 08/08/2017 12:58:40

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2017:  13:02:53

barricade themselves in cellars

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2017:  13:08:18

and natter endlessly about

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2017:  17:16:57

the Bilderbergs and their

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/08/2017 17:18:05

Meles_Meles - Posted - 08/08/2017:  19:40:23

notably needlehosed nefarious necrophiliacw

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2017:  08:16:27

disorder that only therapy

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2017:  11:43:30

from M&M's candy prevent