OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2018:  03:19:25

were securely attached with

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2018:  07:37:15

clothespins and chicken wire

OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2018:  12:04:46

and well-chewed bubble gum

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/18/2018:  16:28:36

found under a table

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2018:  17:54:13

in a highschool cafeteria

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/18/2018 17:55:10

OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2018:  18:16:04

where gourmet dining was

Meles_Meles - Posted - 05/18/2018:  19:42:16

potatoes rather than peelings

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2018:  20:02:57

and pronounced po-TAW-toes by

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2018:  04:32:29

Fred Astaire when he

Meles_Meles - Posted - 05/19/2018:  19:06:14

dancing the Mashed Potato

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2018:  20:02:59

after Chubby Checker twisted

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/20/2018:  12:18:46

till the cows came

Meles_Meles - Posted - 05/20/2018:  19:08:13

back to Capistrano, where

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/20/2018:  19:12:43

udders were flocking together

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2018:  03:44:32

, engorged with milk and

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/21/2018:  04:07:23

cream due to someone

mike gregory - Posted - 05/21/2018:  04:12:00

having applied zip-tie clamps

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2018:  04:36:22

to the teats, leaving

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/21/2018:  06:55:13

the poor beast helpless

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2018:  07:50:20

without opposable thumbs to

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2018:  13:20:54

undo the zip ties

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/21/2018:  16:53:30

before the internal gas

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2018:  17:24:47

exploded, causing cow parts  

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/21/2018 17:25:29

Meles_Meles - Posted - 05/21/2018:  19:15:09

to become cow farts

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2018:  02:24:44

OH!,,that's so gross

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2018:  03:28:22

was an appropriate response

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/22/2018:  03:48:58

by Shirley, the news

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2018:  05:08:54

reporter for the local

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2018:  06:43:05

500 watt radio station

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2018:  14:36:21

in Calgary,AB,Canada

Meles_Meles - Posted - 05/22/2018:  19:12:02

where detectives were Banff-led

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2018:  01:45:55

and couldn't detect anything

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2018:  03:09:50

other than E. Coli

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2018:  04:15:21

in the police cafeteria

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2018:  05:39:03

under the pie pans

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2018:  08:18:10

confiscated from Grim Jim’s

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2018:  14:02:18

slop house and ptomaine

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/23/2018:  15:06:09

dispensary. Shirley opened the

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2018:  15:57:48

newspaper to read her

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2018:  16:09:03

obituary, but she fainted

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2018:  16:15:50

when she saw who

Meles_Meles - Posted - 05/23/2018:  19:28:51

authored it, despite their

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2018:  04:12:00

obvious antipathy towards her

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2018:  07:04:55

. Never a shrinking violet,

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/24/2018:  15:00:13

Shirley decided to change

Meles_Meles - Posted - 05/24/2018:  19:38:33

her short-term municipals into

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2018:  04:10:26

a more diversified portfolio

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2018:  06:10:41

because her slimy bookie

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2018:  13:11:57

was trying to take