Gumbograss - Posted - 09/18/2015:  21:02:08

quickly evaporated, leaving behind

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2015:  21:05:03

a yellow sour slime

Gumbograss - Posted - 09/18/2015:  21:44:44

that smelled exactly like

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2015:  02:45:31

the green sour slime

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2015:  12:45:45

dripping from my mouth

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2015:  15:22:08

which is why I

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/19/2015:  19:41:34

don't talk to women

Gumbograss - Posted - 09/19/2015:  20:48:26

without first eating a

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2015:  23:49:06

slime-fighting tictac recently developed

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/20/2015:  02:23:15

by a leading manufacturer

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2015:  09:26:06

of quack medicines and

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/20/2015:  18:00:49

round donuts that tasted

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2015:  20:38:26

like listerine and eclairs

Gumbograss - Posted - 09/20/2015:  21:49:12

that have been dipped

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/21/2015:  02:16:21

in strong battery acid

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2015:  03:43:02

then rolled in powdered 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/21/2015:  04:20:53

and pasturized horse apples

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2015:  05:32:57

shoveled up off the

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/21/2015:  17:24:15

floor after they were

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/21/2015:  19:03:25

masticated by meretricious meerkats

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/21/2015:  19:24:38

.Scotty went to town

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2015:  19:29:30

busk in front of

jistgreg - Posted - 09/21/2015:  19:58:40

the sign that said 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/21/2015:  20:09:06

no trespassing private property

Gumbograss - Posted - 09/21/2015:  21:23:53

and positively no BANJO

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2015:  21:25:39

noise or sliding capos

Gumbograss - Posted - 09/21/2015:  21:36:14

will be tolerated, unless

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/22/2015:  04:07:45

you're a member of

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2015:  06:50:04

the elite squad of

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2015:  09:05:20

"Veterans For Banjos Association"

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/22/2015:  11:33:40

later becoming known as

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2015:  18:14:45

Fools With Strings Attached 

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/22/2015:  19:39:59

to their woolen mittens

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/22/2015:  19:45:32

are like no other

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2015:  21:53:58

dyed-in-the-wool

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2015:  03:49:26

pickers you've ever heard

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2015:  09:50:15

and some you have

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2015:  18:36:28

but wished you hadn't

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2015:  19:48:21

because their jazz licks

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/23/2015:  20:36:12

tricked a slick chick

(Do I get virtue points for puns that I didn't write?)

Gumbograss - Posted - 09/23/2015:  21:05:28

according to Foghorn Leghorn

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2015:  03:17:05

,all barnyard slick chicks

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2015:  03:17:08

who was known for

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2015:  10:27:11

dating that big bird

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2015:  13:49:14

who hung out behind

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2015:  15:48:21

the barn to dry

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2015:  17:04:44

out after a bender

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/24/2015:  20:07:31

with the Human Pretzel

Gumbograss - Posted - 09/24/2015:  21:06:25

and the bearded lady