chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2022:  18:03:12

of grandpa’s hidden millions

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2022:  02:45:01

which he reportedly never

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/02/2022:  05:38:20

never paid taxes on 

(In consideration of Chuck's long suffering English teacher Ms Lindsay; "On which he reportedly had never paid taxes".)

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 08/02/2022 05:44:32

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2022:  10:12:16

because grandma hated northerners

(considering Mike’s redundant “never”, I dare say “ever” would thusly be more appropriate in literary circles)

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2022:  15:57:59

who never, ever paid

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/02/2022:  17:10:06

their fair share of



(Obviously an unintentional redundancy on my part, this brief literary episode reinforces the existence of the old saying; “Never say never”. Or is it; "Never ever say never"?)

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 08/02/2022 17:13:54

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2022:  20:30:09

sales taxes on cotton

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2022:  03:09:28

balls harvested from fields

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/03/2022:  06:32:32

by itinerant farm workers

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2022:  07:09:16

who sang Guthrie’s songs

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2022:  15:20:29

with lots of emotion

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/03/2022:  16:11:56

and unparalleled raw enthusiasm

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2022:  17:03:18

which inspired others to

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2022:  21:37:06

hit the road with

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2022:  02:15:08

no particular place to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/04/2022:  09:13:50

go, sporting their Ding-A-Ling

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 08/04/2022 09:14:47

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2022:  10:03:56

and a frozen seatbelt

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/04/2022:  15:00:59

in their V8 Ford

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2022:  15:25:20

burning that leaded fuel

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/04/2022:  17:35:02

through noisy glass-packed mufflers

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2022:  09:15:57

that terrorize hospital zones

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/05/2022:  13:45:19

and women’s church socials

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2022:  06:37:51

where Pastor Rekkingball flirts

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/06/2022:  13:33:28

with disaster by mentioning

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2022:  14:26:32

hell and its fury

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/06/2022:  20:36:41

while pounding his pulpit

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2022:  10:36:36

with red swollen fists

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2022:  11:25:01

and blood shot eyes

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2022:  12:25:02

from frequenting Grim Jim’s

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/07/2022:  12:53:58

half price happy hours

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2022:  13:57:20

while conveniently forgetting about

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2022:  16:45:59

the evils of drunkenness

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2022:  03:37:39

or his wife’s ire

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/08/2022:  08:25:27

upon finding women’s panties

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2022:  08:46:19

in the glove compartment

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/08/2022:  10:09:54

of his rusty Buick

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2022:  10:57:20

right next to the

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2022:  12:44:50

Deacon’s snazzy new Porsche

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/08/2022:  15:04:16

having no glove compartment

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2022:  17:16:14

and an oddly placed

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2022:  22:58:30

safe in the dashboard

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2022:  03:37:42

leaving little doubt about

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/09/2022:  04:37:41

his penchant for security

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2022:  06:28:29

and paranoia about church

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/09/2022 06:29:01

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/09/2022:  08:41:05

parking lots in general

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2022:  03:18:17

where he’s been mugged

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/10/2022:  04:36:02

on several occasions by

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2022:  07:44:11

Hell’s Angels riding bicycles

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/10/2022:  08:43:16

modified to resemble Harley-Davidson’s