jistgreg - Posted - 01/25/2015:  13:10:45

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2015:  15:26:08

quote:

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Originally posted by gregsquared

“I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.”― Steven Wright 

Next topic:  Things a barbarian might say after he -- or she -- kicks down your door. 

"Are you the Le Fleur family?" 

 Bring me the women and small children!

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chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2015:  15:39:38

Bring me your best steed

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2015:  16:00:52

Can we use your bathroom?

jistgreg - Posted - 01/25/2015:  17:57:21

Doesn't your doorbell work? 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2015:  21:22:49

Excuse me you slimebuckets, fetch me a vat of wine - NOW!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2015:  09:59:29

Forgive the intrusion, but would you kindly step outside so that we may set fire to your humble abode?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/26/2015:  17:10:59

Great balls of fire!!!

jistgreg - Posted - 01/26/2015:  18:28:23

How would you like an all-expenses-paid trip to Scandanavia as our slaves -- uh -- guests? 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2015:  18:38:30

Infidels! Prepare to die!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2015:  18:57:53

Just resume your normal activities folks,, I'm only here to rape and torture you!

jistgreg - Posted - 01/26/2015:  19:32:51

Kinda caught ya by surprise, there, didn't we, folks? 

FRAILER57 - Posted - 01/26/2015:  20:42:33

Looky Here! Lead me to the pillage Parlor!!

ErikH - Posted - 01/27/2015:  02:16:41

Make with the gold and the women already, we haven't got all day!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2015:  04:49:52

No more mister nice guy!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2015:  07:42:55

Oh sorry, wrong serf shack!

jistgreg - Posted - 01/27/2015:  08:00:20

Pretend like you're terrified; I want to take a selfie. 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2015:  10:41:39

Quit whining! It will hurt me more than it hurts you.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/28/2015:  15:47:39

Revenge is best served cold...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2015:  10:16:55

See, I told you we would be back.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2015:  13:25:52

Tell your next of kin " It's been nice knowin' you".

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2015:  15:27:15

Up against the wall mother f@#$%r!

jistgreg - Posted - 01/29/2015:  22:55:06

Vandals?!  We're not Vandals; we're Visigoths! 

ErikH - Posted - 01/30/2015:  02:20:11

Where do you keep the good stuff?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/30/2015:  19:41:48

Xena is our leader!!!!!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2015:  19:44:53

You know who I am??! - Conan the Barbarian,that's who!!

jistgreg - Posted - 01/31/2015:  01:04:04

Zounds!  Wrong address -- AGAIN!  -- Heh heh -- We'll just let ourselves out -- No harm, no foul.... 

New topic:  Things that go together 

Apple pie and ice cream 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2015:  06:59:30

Birds and the bees

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2015:  07:57:57

Cops and Robbers

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2015:  09:46:27

Donuts and coffee 

jistgreg - Posted - 01/31/2015:  20:04:01

Everything and anything 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2015:  20:14:39

Frick and Frack

FRAILER57 - Posted - 01/31/2015:  21:55:16

Grits and Gravy

jistgreg - Posted - 01/31/2015:  22:03:37

Horn & Hardart  (yes, I'm old.) 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2015:  07:27:32

Ice cream and chocolate syrup. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2015:  08:12:36

Jack Daniels and handcuffs

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2015:  09:36:27

LOL

Kings and Queens. 

jistgreg - Posted - 02/01/2015:  13:00:13

Love and Marriage   

ErikH - Posted - 02/01/2015:  13:14:09

Milk and Cookies

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2015:  13:35:36

Naughty and nice. 

jistgreg - Posted - 02/01/2015:  13:54:47

Ocarinas and banjos 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2015:  14:56:58

Peaches and Cream

ErikH - Posted - 02/01/2015:  15:35:04

Quarter and Pounder

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2015:  16:28:22

Rock and Roll

jistgreg - Posted - 02/01/2015:  20:47:36

Sears and Roebuck 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/02/2015:  04:03:14

Thelma and Louise

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2015:  04:17:01

Umbrella and rain

jistgreg - Posted - 02/02/2015:  07:45:53

Victor and Victoria 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2015:  08:50:32

Wash and Wear