Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/26/2021:  16:34:04

Xanadu

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2021:  17:37:18

Year’s Salary

DC5 - Posted - 04/27/2021:  05:34:56

Zip Ah Dee Do Dah

DC5 - Posted - 04/27/2021:  05:43:57

Next topic Silly Advice

After borrowing from a bank you have to pay it back for 30 years. After robbing a bank, you are out in 10.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2021:  05:53:38

Bet on horse racing using this sure-fire system I’ve devised.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2021:  07:59:18

Cast your fate to the wind

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2021:  09:03:27

Don’t worry about the COVID virus

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/27/2021:  09:57:11

Educate ones self on all variants of the virus

DC5 - Posted - 04/27/2021:  11:19:50

File for divorce before undertaking any major renovation, this will save much time later.

Banjonewguy - Posted - 04/27/2021:  11:27:11

Go ahead and pick up the pretty brown snake.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2021:  11:50:22

Head for the hills!

DC5 - Posted - 04/27/2021:  12:20:29

Invest heavily in video rental stores.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/27/2021:  15:44:03

Just turn up the car radio and you won’t hear the rattling

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2021:  02:58:02

Keep on smoking, it won’t hurt you

DC5 - Posted - 04/28/2021:  06:28:13

Listening to your wife is optional

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2021:  07:10:21

Marry your best friend

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2021:  08:20:19

Not important to remember your anniversary or wife’s birthday

DC5 - Posted - 04/28/2021:  09:06:41

Objects in mirrors are really far away.

Banjonewguy - Posted - 04/28/2021:  09:12:15

Peeing on an electric fence ain't that bad.

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/28/2021:  10:04:46

Quit a few old habits and start new ones.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2021:  12:38:47

Reply to all on every email

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/28/2021:  14:12:49

Stop, just stop it....

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2021:  17:37:55

Take all the time you want because use you get paid by the hour

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/28/2021:  18:41:23

Understand exactly who you are talking too

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2021:  22:00:22

Vacuum cat litter boxes

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/28/2021:  23:59:30

Wait awhile longer to post

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2021:  03:18:18

Xena is real and waiting for you to come visit

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/29/2021:  05:11:22

You don’t have to file income taxes

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2021:  20:43:30

Zero comic books should be burned

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2021:  20:44:22

Next : What you do when going for a walk along the river

Approach all fishermen warily

grandpafive - Posted - 04/29/2021:  21:22:43

Bring bug spray

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2021:  03:06:30

Cast a line into the river

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/30/2021:  06:23:38

Detour around suspicious looking characters

DC5 - Posted - 04/30/2021:  06:27:30

Eat berries you find along the way.

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/30/2021:  07:59:32

Forget about your problems and enjoy the trip.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2021:  08:36:16

Get philosophical about the flowing river as a metaphor for life

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/30/2021:  08:44:12

Hack your way through dense bushes with a machete

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/30/2021:  11:38:53

Investigate your new surroundings

grandpafive - Posted - 04/30/2021:  20:04:07

Jog a little if you wish

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/30/2021:  22:30:37

Kill the day enjoying the weather.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2021:  04:08:35

Leave nothing behind but footprints

DC5 - Posted - 05/01/2021:  05:19:20

Make out with your sweetie next to the waterfall.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2021:  06:32:19

Negotiate the muddy spot where the small stream joins the river.

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/01/2021:  07:07:52

Offer to help the pretty women across the stream.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2021:  07:42:43

Photograph copulating lovers

DC5 - Posted - 05/01/2021:  11:16:27

Question the guy pointing a camera at us.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2021:  11:46:14

Row across to the other side to get some privacy

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/01/2021:  13:00:57

Sit down in the shade after crossing the river.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/01/2021:  17:31:47

Take along your flask of KY-Wickey