chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2015:  06:14:31

Use the bill as leverage when asking your boss for a raise

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2015:  06:16:05

Verify that they did indeed perform the repairs. 

jistgreg - Posted - 12/19/2015:  09:07:18

Wait. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2015:  10:00:51

X-Ray the engine to see if they left a wrench in the crankcase

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2015:  10:09:09

Yell at the top of your lungs in frustration.  

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/24/2015:  02:55:38

Zzzzzz

New topic: Questions for Superman.

Are you really faster than a speeding bullet?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/24/2015:  03:11:24

Be ye an alien? Show yerr papers, bucko! 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2015:  04:00:38

Can you see through clothes?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2015:  08:45:55

Does kryptonite affect your love life?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2015:  10:36:50

Every date Super Girl?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/24/2015:  17:36:02

Find that super hearing makes a quiet conversation intolerable? 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2015:  18:34:33

Going out with Lois Lane lately?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2015:  03:19:35

How do you manage to change clothes in a phone booth?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/25/2015:  03:27:13

Ignoring the speed limit again?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2015:  03:31:42

Joking aside, can you see through clothes?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/25/2015:  03:49:23

Krypton -- Krypto -- Kryptonite -- Kal-El, are you in the KKK? 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2015:  03:51:57

Lois Lane, more than just coworkers and friends?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2015:  07:56:17

Must you always perm that front curl?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/25/2015:  08:19:38

Never shared your secret identity with anybody? 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2015:  15:39:37

Over doing the super hero routine aren't you?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/26/2015:  15:16:53

Pudding cup?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2015:  15:19:12

Questioning Jimmy Olson's manhood?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2015:  15:44:59

Really, you and Lois never?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/27/2015:  06:39:38

Superman, really, you and Lois never never? 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2015:  09:20:44

telephone booths?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2015:  12:03:40

Under Perry White's thumb?-Really?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2015:  13:47:40

Very likely the first time I've met my match wouldn't you say?

Edited by - OM45GE on 12/27/2015 13:48:03

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/27/2015:  17:24:04

Would you rescue Xena if she was captured by Martian head hunters?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2015:  17:35:41

Xena's secret power over you is WHAT again?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/27/2015:  17:58:53

You ever had a sex dream involving Lana Lang, Lois Lane and Supergirl? 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2015:  19:16:53

Zen meditation does not neutralize kryptonite?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2015:  19:28:02

Next: What you do when getting a motel room

- Ask the check-in girl for a deep discount

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2015:  03:16:35

Bring your luggage inside. 

jistgreg - Posted - 12/28/2015:  09:00:34

Check in using someone Elsa's credit card. 

Edited by - jistgreg on 12/28/2015 09:13:07

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2015:  10:17:39

Drop exhausted onto the bed 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2015:  13:32:40

Email the motel head office to complain about the pillows

jistgreg - Posted - 12/28/2015:  19:19:11

Find ants in your bed.  (This really happened at the Disney resort in Orlando, Fla.) 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  03:55:19

Go to the bar for a drink. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2015:  08:48:28

Harangue to the tarbender about your exciting safaris in far-flung outposts.

jistgreg - Posted - 12/29/2015:  13:45:18

Inspect the bed in the new room for vermin. 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  13:55:15

Jiggle the door handle in a futile attempt to get the card key to work. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2015:  15:57:20

Knock loudly on many doors to see if maybe you tried to get in the wrong room

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/29/2015:  17:23:35

Laugh uncontrollably at the room rate.

jistgreg - Posted - 12/29/2015:  18:40:14

Make intimidating faces in the mirror as practice for dealing with the desk clerk. 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  19:11:22

Notify the desk clerk that your key card isn't working.  

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2015:  20:36:16

Open your door with the new key card, only to find the bath tub overflowing

jistgreg - Posted - 12/29/2015:  20:59:57

Put towels against the bottom of the bathroom door in a vain attempt to stanch the flow. 

dmiller - Posted - 12/29/2015:  21:17:07

Question the management about the lack of a Gideon's Bible in the night table.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2015:  21:25:29

Retreat quickly when the Middle Eastern manager brandishes his ceremonial sword