OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2022:  06:47:29

Keep thinking about filing your tax return.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2022:  07:42:39

Losing your mind during the Stanley Cup playoffs

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/29/2022:  10:15:55

Moving patio furniture out of winter storage

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2022:  15:51:25

Noticing all the yard work you have to do

DC5 - Posted - 01/30/2022:  05:02:32

Overdoing the yard chores and throwing your back out.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2022:  07:59:35

Perusing the classifieds for a spring chicken

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/30/2022:  10:15:41

Quiet piercing neighborhood lawn equipment

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2022:  11:21:36

Remembering income tax deadline

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/30/2022:  16:41:07

Seeding winter kill lawn spots

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2022:  17:12:28

Teetering on the edge of outright giddiness

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2022:  18:52:27

Unable to get tickets to opening day at Fenway

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/31/2022:  04:36:21

Verifying which shrubbery did not make through the winter

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2022:  05:23:56

Watching yet another rainstorm move in

DC5 - Posted - 01/31/2022:  05:49:52

X-ing items off the to do list slower than adding them on.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/31/2022:  15:34:19

Yard cleanup

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2022:  03:50:29

Zip tie the huge bags of debris

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2022:  03:51:26

Next: What you do at the gas station

Ask the attendant for a new squeegie to clean your windows

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2022:  05:34:42

Buy some snacks

DC5 - Posted - 02/04/2022:  05:42:30

Check the oil

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/04/2022:  08:54:46

Drive carefully because of all the commotion

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2022:  09:51:26

Empty your pockets looking for your credit card

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2022:  11:11:00

Fill 5 Jerry cans also in case of hoarding

DC5 - Posted - 02/04/2022:  12:18:35

Give them an arm and a leg to pay for a fill up.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2022:  13:24:35

Have a cup of coffee

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/05/2022:  04:42:22

Invest money in lottery tickets

DC5 - Posted - 02/05/2022:  06:24:25

Just pump gas

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/05/2022:  09:03:44

Kill time visiting with an acquaintance you chanced upon

DC5 - Posted - 02/05/2022:  09:23:46

Look at the cute girl in shorts and a halter top at the next pump and remember when you were young.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2022:  10:57:02

Make sure you put the gas cap back on

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/05/2022:  12:37:21

Neglect to put on the gas cap because you were looking at the scantily dressed cute girl

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2022:  15:38:39

Open a dialogue with aforementioned “scantily-dressed” girl by asking her if real women pump gas.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2022:  18:03:03

Pay for the scantily dressed cute girl‘s gas

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/06/2022:  05:14:06

Question why an old guy like yourself wasted time and money on a random, cute, scantily clad, visually delicious, delightful young lady

DC5 - Posted - 02/06/2022:  05:33:03

Realize that your wife is going to question the credit card bill for twice as much gas as the car holds.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/06/2022:  14:50:30

Slip the checkout clerk $50 to help him conveniently forget he saw you making a fool of yourself with a young lady in case your wife asks him about you

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2022:  18:39:33

Take one last look at the random, cute, scantily clad, visually delicious, delightful young lady

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2022:  18:53:53

Urge the nerdy attendant to clean off the bird poop off your hood

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2022:  03:02:33

Verify that the attendant got all the poop off your hood (bonnet)

DC5 - Posted - 02/07/2022:  06:28:07

Wait in line to buy stale coffee.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/07/2022:  07:23:06

XXX-brand generic items on sale have you sorting through the close out display table.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2022:  11:36:34

Yell at your spouse that it’s time to head out

grandpafive - Posted - 02/10/2022:  18:40:40

Zip-tie the broken hinge on your gas door

grandpafive - Posted - 02/10/2022:  18:42:55

Next Topic;

Things to do at or near a movie theatre.



Act nonchalant looking for your seat in the dark

Edited by - grandpafive on 02/10/2022 18:43:38

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2022:  19:13:22

Berate the concessionaire for serving stale popcorn

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2022:  03:42:10

Complain about high ticket prices

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/11/2022:  04:03:24

Drive around the parking lot looking for a suitable parking space

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2022:  09:18:10

Entertain thoughts of yelling “FIRE” in a crowded theater

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2022:  12:50:01

Find a row with the most legroom

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/11/2022:  13:08:19

Get down on your hands and knees with your cellphone flashlight and search for your wife’s dislodged contact lens.



(I speak of this through personal experience) (yes, I found it) (no, they didn't kick me out) (don't take your lady to movies that make her cry)

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 02/11/2022 13:11:04