OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2012:  07:04:14

Fleas?!?!? No, we don't have any fleas here.

michael6 - Posted - 11/19/2012:  07:55:20

Great place for the children to grow up !

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/19/2012:  08:05:05

Housing is spartan, yet quite comfortable.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2012:  08:47:11

Ice Machine is working today.

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  09:10:58

Just give it a shot, if you don't like it after a year, you can move.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/19/2012:  09:16:42

Kindly sign here on the line, while i get the keys.

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  09:17:57

Liam Neeson stood right there while filming the brothel scene in Taken!

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/19/2012:  09:43:39

Money means nothing when you have this million dollar view.

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  09:45:38

Nuts you are, if rent apartment you don't

mbanjo - Posted - 11/19/2012:  12:56:44

Our reputation is at stake here...

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  13:01:26

PLEASE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/19/2012:  13:17:27

Quite close to the Beach....if you catch the bus

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  14:02:49

Right now, I'll offer you the first 24 hours free!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/19/2012:  14:39:41

Same deal as I gave the last tenant, take it......or I will kill you.

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  14:41:04

The termites only come out if you turn off the lights

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/19/2012:  16:10:08

Under the floorboards is an Indian burial mound.

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  16:11:49

Very cheap!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/19/2012:  16:12:28

Victor Mature once stayed here.........untii they discovered the cause of death

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  16:14:28

Wait, I'll reduce the price again!

michael6 - Posted - 11/19/2012:  17:28:33

Xena slept here !

mbanjo - Posted - 11/19/2012:  17:52:32

Yul Bryner read the script for Westworld in this very bathroom

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  08:58:04

Zeus watches this spot...

Sayings your mother used on you growing up when you wouldn't listen to her.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/20/2012:  09:26:50

Alright! I'm not  going to say this again. GO CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM,OR ELSE_____>

Edited by - FRAILER57 on 11/20/2012 09:28:27

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  09:46:07

Bed! Now!

michael6 - Posted - 11/20/2012:  11:08:31

Call Dad !

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  11:18:50

Did you hear me?

jistgreg - Posted - 11/20/2012:  11:40:28

EVERYTHING I tell you to do is an order! So DO it!!!!!

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  11:42:24

Feet are not for kicking!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  12:19:59

GO TO YOUR ROOM !

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  12:20:55

How come you can't be more like your sister???

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  16:04:10

Insolence will get you nowhere my girl

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  16:05:24

Just be quiet!

ErikH - Posted - 11/20/2012:  16:11:57

Keep it up and you won't sit for a week, buddy boy!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  16:12:02

Keep that up and you will be grounded for 10 years

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  16:12:36

Leave your brother alone!

ErikH - Posted - 11/20/2012:  16:56:15

Maybe being grounded for a week or so will help you get your priorities straight!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  17:00:59

Never talk to me and your mother like that again, and take that stupid grin off your face.

michael6 - Posted - 11/20/2012:  17:06:21

Oh I said go to your room !

ErikH - Posted - 11/20/2012:  17:21:41

Put your little butt back in that seat and finish your vegetables!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  17:56:29

Quite a little angel when you want to be......................... did you hear me Angelo?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/20/2012:  22:42:13

Remember what happened the last time you did that? Wellll guess what? It's about to happen again!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  22:47:03

Stay in your room till you are told to come out.........might be a while....... your mother and I are Flying to Rio for a month

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/20/2012:  23:06:16

tell me one more time, Where were you going after I told you, do not leave the yard?

ErikH - Posted - 11/21/2012:  02:23:50

Under no circumstances are you to leave that room!

michael6 - Posted - 11/21/2012:  06:49:31

Voice your concern to your Father !

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/21/2012:  08:11:06

You know what brussel sprouts do to the dog! Just for that, he gets to sleep in your room tonight with you.

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  08:28:11

Zebras can't change their stripes no matter WHAT your boyfriend tells you!

(Someone else start the next one, I'm out of ideas at the moment)

Edited by - Alaina on 11/21/2012 08:28:25

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  10:53:55

How about......reasons to tell the Airline official why it is so important that you catch the next flight  ?????

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  11:00:27

Aunt is on her deathbed