TheLastWord - Posted - 03/01/2018:  15:15:33

Leprechauns with bullhorns.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2018:  16:18:25

Migrating ducks from G’nsv’lle

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2018:  17:59:35

Night Owl parties.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2018:  16:13:54

Owls hooting

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2018:  16:16:42

Parties next door

J e f f - Posted - 03/03/2018:  07:48:42

Quarreling neighbors

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2018:  10:45:12

Rifle shots

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2018:  16:58:06

Snoring pets

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2018:  09:54:36

Trumpet playing son practicing.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2018:  10:17:22

Unexpected flatulation

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2018:  10:37:38

Violin practicing neighbor

Edited by - OM45GE on 03/05/2018 10:38:13

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2018:  17:27:55

Winos singing out of pitch in the back alley

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2018:  03:20:22

Xena in the throes of passion

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/07/2018:  03:58:13

Yazmine stubbing her toe.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2018:  04:34:19

Zebras braying in your private zoo.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2018:  04:35:24

Next topic, things to do if you lose electric power:

Act like you enjoy it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/10/2018:  12:33:22

Bored games (correct spelling omitted)

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2018:  13:00:42

Cook on the grill.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2018:  15:02:31

Dive under the sheets with your galpal

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2018:  16:41:15

Eat cold leftovers.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2018:  18:43:51

Fry bacon (Canadian) on your Coleman stove

OM45GE - Posted - 03/12/2018:  18:34:06

Get out the bored board games.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2018:  21:49:06

Hang on to sweet memories of incandescent light bulbs

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2018:  04:34:01

Invent silly word games.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2018:  10:45:32

Jump, not dive this time, into bed with your galpal

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2018:  11:20:49

Keep the fire going

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2018:  16:28:06

Let your galpal tell you Ghost stories

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2018:  19:03:25

Make love in front of the fire.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/14/2018:  15:04:50

Nag the wife who said "no fireplace" when building the home.

J e f f - Posted - 03/14/2018:  15:27:47

Operate a flashlight.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2018:  17:42:55

Play “”Pass the Gas Quietly” game, where players have to guess who was the one that flatulated

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/14/2018 17:46:16

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/15/2018:  05:36:35

Quietly run around the house three times in your birthday suit.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2018:  15:36:53

Refill the Coleman Lantern

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2018:  15:40:09

Save your inner gas for the game

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2018:  15:47:30

Try not to fart before the game starts

J e f f - Posted - 03/16/2018:  15:58:29

Undress and ... you know.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2018:  15:59:50

Verify the electricity didn't come when you weren't paying attention.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2018:  16:22:31

Wet your pants with excitement when you hear on your battery radio that the electric will be restored in half an hour

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2018:  19:12:55

X out another day from hell on the calendar.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2018:  21:32:28

Yodel loudly to see if any rescue St. Bernards come running

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2018:  07:04:24

Zip out to the pizza takeout for dinner.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2018:  07:05:39

Next topic: Excuses you use for not doing chores

Aching back

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2018:  23:45:38

Bad knees

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2018:  06:20:37

Carpal tunnel syndrome is acting up.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2018:  06:35:31

Dementia is gaining

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2018:  10:35:44

Extremely busy with other things

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/22/2018:  04:14:14

Forgot.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2018:  04:26:49

Gasping for breath

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2018:  07:44:03

Have to finish the NY Times Crossword Puzzle