chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2022:  09:20:18

Could you repeat that?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/01/2022:  14:55:41

Do you think I’m that gullible?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2022:  16:44:37

Extraterrestrials have been confirmed

grandpafive - Posted - 04/01/2022:  17:18:51

Frankly, you're an idiot

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2022:  19:51:20

Garage sale with a prewar Gibson on 14 Ave.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2022:  03:54:45

Here are the keys to your new car

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/02/2022:  05:57:03

In case you were wondering about the money I owe you, I gave it to your wife last week

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2022:  09:50:07

Jerry the mailman just slipped on your porch and is in the hospital

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2022:  13:39:58

Keep away from me!

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/03/2022:  05:51:53

Look, a mouse on the counter

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2022:  07:19:32

My mother is coming for a long visit

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/03/2022 07:19:51

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/03/2022:  10:27:07

Never in a million years

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2022:  17:18:15

Oh stop being such a fool1

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2022:  18:34:41

Preacher Casey was seen at Dora’s Gentlemen’s Club

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2022:  03:36:16

Really, stop it!

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/04/2022 03:36:34

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/04/2022:  10:06:21

Stand perfectly still and I’ll swat that huge bug on your shoulder

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2022:  17:41:19

The folks from COVID contact tracing want you to call them immediately

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2022:  19:15:07

Shoelaces are on sale at Casey’s Cobbler Shop

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2022:  03:17:02

Current topic,



Things you might say as part of an April Fool’s joke (or in response to one):

The alphabet has been rearranged

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/05/2022 03:18:06

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2022:  06:35:08

Argh….

Uptown has been renamed downtown

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/05/2022:  09:33:33

“Very funny”

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2022:  18:21:02

What is wrong with you?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2022:  23:27:19

Xena is real and she’s going to appear at the Bijou next month

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2022:  04:01:45

You really are a prat

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/07/2022:  15:56:07

Zero value in your humorless joke!





Next: Word(s) describing a phobia (real or made up)



Albinophobia = fear of albinos

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/07/2022 15:57:41

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2022:  18:44:39

Banjophobia, the fear of…oh, never mind

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/08/2022:  00:20:04

Coulrophobia; fear of clowns

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2022:  03:14:45

Dendrophobia: Fear of trees

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/08/2022:  05:09:31

Ecophobia; fear of cataclysmic environmental change

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2022:  06:01:02

Fearlessphobia,, fear of nothing

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2022:  18:02:00

Gamophobia: Fear of marriage

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/09/2022:  05:21:59

Helminthophobia; fear of worms

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2022:  06:42:58

Iridescencephobia , fear of fly wings

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2022:  12:43:27

Jokeaphobia, the fear of comedians

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/10/2022:  11:10:27

Koumpounophobia; fear of buttons on clothing

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2022:  15:19:48

Lackaphobia, fear of not being good enough

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2022:  03:12:28

Mageirocophobia: Fear of cooking

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/11/2022:  06:07:22

Nomophobia; fear of being out of mobile phone contact

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2022:  07:30:11

Optiphobia, fear of eye tests

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2022:  17:40:25

Phobophobia: Fear of phobias

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2022:  10:21:11

Quasiphobia , fear of half-baked theories

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/12/2022:  10:39:39

Radiophobia; fear of radioactivity or X-rays

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2022:  17:45:39

Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2022:  10:30:46

Trypophobia , fear of (outhouse) holes

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/13/2022:  11:38:43

Uniphobia; fear of people with unibrow eyebrows

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2022:  12:50:27

Venustraphobia: Fear of beautiful women

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/13/2022:  15:23:40

Whippersnaphobia; old guys fear of young whippersnappers

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/13/2022 15:24:49

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2022:  18:32:18

Xenophobia: Fear of strangers or foreigners

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/14/2022:  06:11:40

Yarngonebadaphobia; fear of receiving an ugly hand knit sweater as a gift