OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  10:37:54

Jerk behind the wheel is a complete moron.............oh, hold on a minute

DC5 - Posted - 10/29/2018:  11:06:02

Knife blade in drivers seat.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  11:33:21

Loose nut behind the steering wheel.............hold on a minute

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2018:  11:59:41

Moron shifting gea..... hold on a second now

DC5 - Posted - 10/29/2018:  12:52:34

Nincompoop with foot on the throttle... hold on a second now

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  16:16:07

Obviously idiotic owner.....hold on a second now

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2018:  17:36:59

Packard Manual (1948 edition) in shreds

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  18:53:08

Quality control sucked

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/29/2018:  19:14:48

Rickety suspension.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2018:  02:53:42

Spilled coffee on seat

DC5 - Posted - 10/30/2018:  05:58:52

Torn convertible top.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2018:  09:44:38

Underbody rusted & rotten

DC5 - Posted - 10/30/2018:  10:50:39

Variable play in steering wheel

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/30/2018:  15:03:42

Wobbly tires

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2018:  03:59:51

Xena is in the back seat and won’t let me up for air

DC5 - Posted - 10/31/2018:  06:04:23

Young mouse family nesting in the air filter

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2018:  10:35:52

Zero comic book caught in the fanbelt

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2018:  10:36:29

Next;: what you do on Halloween

Act like you’re not home

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2018:  17:53:23

Bound out of the bushes and scare the crap out of the trick or treaters

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/31/2018:  18:14:45

Cook up a cauldron of bat wing and newt eye stew.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2018:  03:18:26

Decorate the house with spooky things

DC5 - Posted - 11/01/2018:  04:07:09

Enjoy the children in costume

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2018:  04:44:16

Fill their goodie bags

DC5 - Posted - 11/01/2018:  05:51:14

Grab some goodies for myself when the wife's not looking.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2018:  06:26:22

Howl with fright at some of the scary costumes

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/01/2018:  10:10:48

Instigate a riot at the front door by telling the little whippersnappers that you’re out of candy, and hand out broccoli instead

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2018:  12:07:57

Jury rig a skeleton to pop out of a coffin when they ring the doorbell

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/02/2018:  05:13:02

Kick the can down the road.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 11/02/2018 05:15:32

OM45GE - Posted - 11/02/2018:  07:03:28

Laugh at the funny costumes

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/02/2018:  08:08:32

Make conversation with the parents

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2018:  04:43:58

Nip from your hip flask

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/03/2018:  07:14:31

Open the door dressed as Uncle Fester.

DC5 - Posted - 11/03/2018:  07:57:01

Plan to sneak some of their candy while the kids are asleep

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/03/2018:  08:41:19

Quiet the neighbo(u)hood racket with a blast from your blunderbuss

DC5 - Posted - 11/03/2018:  10:53:39

Recheck the candy bars for needles after this morning's news report.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2018:  11:28:41

Send leftover candy to Soldiers' Angels Treats for Troops Program

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 11/03/2018:  18:32:11

Test my blood sugar level after devouring massive amounts of candy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/03/2018:  18:55:53

Unite the black cats with the red devils

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/03/2018 18:56:13

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2018:  17:04:29

Verify that you have enough candy

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/04/2018:  17:19:17

Ward off the ghosts with a ghostbuster mask

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2018:  17:26:36

X-ray the candy your kids brought home to check for foreign objects

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/04/2018:  17:31:54

Yank the red nose off the clowns.

DC5 - Posted - 11/05/2018:  04:47:53

zip lock bag the suspicious candy.


Next up, Unexpected things on Thanksgiving - real or made up

All the guests bring the same pot luck dish.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2018:  05:01:32

Bob Dylan comes for dinner

DC5 - Posted - 11/05/2018:  14:48:13

Canned Cranberries have Botulism

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2018:  16:20:50

Dog pulled the turkey off the counter and devoured it

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/05/2018:  19:06:48

Edith, our senile yet lovable neighbour, joins us for dinner wearing a Puritan hat

DC5 - Posted - 11/06/2018:  04:48:22

Fruit punch spiked by Uncle Dick when no one was looking.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2018:  03:24:37

Grandma shows up naked