OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2019:  17:37:23

Xylophone lessons

DC5 - Posted - 01/07/2019:  05:14:21

Yodeling lessons

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2019:  08:29:38

Zero comic book subscription

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2019:  08:32:23

Next: What you do camping

Alert the forest ranger

DC5 - Posted - 01/07/2019:  10:18:23

Build a campfire

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2019:  11:41:10

Complain about the rocky tent site

DC5 - Posted - 01/07/2019:  15:07:22

Dry out the gear that fell in the stream.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2019:  18:55:07

Emit screeching yells all night long to ward off grizzlies

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2019:  03:11:00

Fight off the bears that were attracted by all the screeching yells

DC5 - Posted - 01/08/2019:  06:15:21

Get to the first aid station to take care of the bear bites and scratches.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2019:  12:11:18

Hire a Yogi look-alike to negotiate with rogue bears

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2019:  12:38:54

Inhale some cannabis to ease the tension from the bear encounter

DC5 - Posted - 01/09/2019:  15:50:20

Jerky, more beef jerky

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/09/2019:  17:02:55

Kick the outhouse over.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2019:  18:02:14

light a campfire and invite other campers over to sing "Kumbaya"

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2019:  04:14:49

manage to put the tent up in less than three hours

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DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2019:  06:39:27

Notice the rain fly has a rip in it.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2019:  10:09:33

Open the tent repair kit and find that someone has used all the supplies

DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2019:  10:43:36

Purchase a new tent at Wal*Mart

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2019:  11:27:32

Query the local hotels to see if they have a room available

DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2019:  12:08:40

Resist scratching the poison ivy rash.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2019:  13:12:59

suffer from mosquito bites, poison ivy rash, and foot blisters

DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2019:  13:43:55

Tell ghost stories while holding a flashlight under your chin.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2019:  18:06:32

Upset your tent mate with raucous snoring and nose burning farts

DC5 - Posted - 01/11/2019:  06:23:47

Verify that the fire is out before leaving the campsite.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2019:  07:50:37

wade through icy glacier-fed streams with leaky hip waders

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2019:  08:15:47

Xylophone practice.........oh wait, it didn’t fit in my backpack

DC5 - Posted - 01/13/2019:  13:26:21

Yell when you bite into a burnt marshmallow

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2019:  17:33:57

Zip up your sleeping bag

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2019:  17:35:04

Next topic, interesting jobs

Aerobatic pilot

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2019:  17:52:40

Burn Unit nurse

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2019:  18:06:07

Clydesdale breeder

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2019:  18:36:49

Dung beetle collector (for research purposes)

AGACNP - Posted - 01/13/2019:  18:45:41

Elvis Impersonator Counsellor

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2019:  03:27:36

Flight instructor

DC5 - Posted - 01/14/2019:  06:27:32

GPS Map Programmer.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2019:  07:28:45

Hang glider instructor

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2019:  10:05:48

Ice climber

DC5 - Posted - 01/14/2019:  10:30:00

Juggler

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2019:  11:29:57

Kegler

DC5 - Posted - 01/14/2019:  14:55:54

Licensed Gigolo

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/15/2019:  03:33:51

Murder investigator

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2019:  03:44:54

Naughty nightie fitting specialist

DC5 - Posted - 01/15/2019:  05:42:58

Overland Stagecoach Driver

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2019:  07:15:40

Parcheezi referee

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2019:  10:16:13

Rocket scientist

DC5 - Posted - 01/15/2019:  13:56:47

Soprano at the Met

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2019:  16:15:43

Test pilot

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2019:  17:42:43

Urinal salesman

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/15/2019 17:43:20