chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2020:  06:09:34

Leave in a huff after 2 hours

Gumbograss - Posted - 07/17/2020:  06:14:28

Mumble incoherently to make others wonder what's wrong with you.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2020:  03:11:42

Notice the nitrile gloves and lubrication gel I’m the exam room

DC5 - Posted - 07/18/2020:  05:19:10

Open all the draws and cabinets before the doctor comes into the exam room

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2020:  06:56:53

Peruse the dog-eared magazines with an air of boredom

DC5 - Posted - 07/18/2020:  07:01:26

Is it easy being green?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2020:  11:24:49

I think you’re in the wrong thread Dave.

Quietly panic

DC5 - Posted - 07/19/2020:  06:14:05

(That's what you get for having the BHO open in 2 windows.)

Resist staring at the new cute nurse.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2020:  07:37:04

Snore loudly on purpose in hopes they’ll put you through quicker

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/19/2020:  10:00:23

Transpose your medical charts with the elderly lady from Orlando.

DC5 - Posted - 07/19/2020:  13:10:59

Undress and put on that stupid robe

grandpafive - Posted - 07/19/2020:  14:45:55

Verify the doctors diploma is legit

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2020:  15:01:44

Wax eloquently to the sawbones about all the medical knowledge you’ve gleaned from Wikipedia

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/19/2020 15:02:13

DC5 - Posted - 07/19/2020:  15:05:52

X-ray

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2020:  17:33:59

Yelp when the cold stethoscope touches you

DC5 - Posted - 07/20/2020:  05:37:55

Zip up you're fly after the prostate exam.

DC5 - Posted - 07/20/2020:  05:38:27

Next topic. Weird things people believe, or conspiracy theories.

Astrology

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2020:  08:28:50

Bernie’s a Commie

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2020:  10:10:33

chupacabra

DC5 - Posted - 07/20/2020:  11:20:29

Dowsing

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2020:  13:01:24

Extraterrestrial abductions

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/20/2020 13:01:55

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2020:  20:18:39

Frailers aren’t clawhammerers

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/20/2020 20:18:56

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2020:  03:32:38

Ghosts

DC5 - Posted - 07/21/2020:  05:44:02

Horcruxes

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2020:  06:02:11

IV drug use is a good idea

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2020:  06:43:18

JFK was shot by his driver

DC5 - Posted - 07/21/2020:  08:39:25

KKK is funding the Black Lives Matter movement

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2020:  09:59:13

Leprechauns

DC5 - Posted - 07/21/2020:  12:24:55

Magic

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2020:  15:53:03

Norm from “CHEERS” is married to Cliff

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/21/2020:  16:07:44

Onions make a wonderful aphrodisiac.

grandpafive - Posted - 07/21/2020:  16:41:32

Peanuts can be roasted under a tinfoil hat

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2020:  18:16:03

QAnon

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2020:  18:19:56

Red peppers will cause your car to stall

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2020:  18:21:30

Space alien abductions

DC5 - Posted - 07/22/2020:  06:49:41

Trump is a Manchurian Candidate of the Russians

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2020:  06:53:02

Urinals have built-in microphones

DC5 - Posted - 07/22/2020:  09:34:02

Virus C-19 was created by the Chinese government.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2020:  11:51:44

Witches

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/22/2020:  17:41:02

Xena was really a dude.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2020:  18:15:38

Yul Brynner wore a bald wig

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2020:  03:49:29

Zena misspelt her name

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2020:  03:54:03

Next topic, things you have no interest in:

Anteater breeding

DC5 - Posted - 07/23/2020:  05:21:27

Bread pudding recipes

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2020:  08:14:17

Cats

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2020:  08:15:14

Devouring marsupials

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2020:  08:16:25

Electric eel wrestling

DC5 - Posted - 07/23/2020:  11:52:51

Flipping burgers at a fast food chain.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2020:  12:35:06

Gastronomical surgery