Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/16/2021:  06:19:25

Zest a lime into your 5th cocktail as you contemplate how life can be so unfair as to hand you an unplayable instrument.

Next: Something you would NOT want to see in your yard as you look out of your window

Angus steer

DC5 - Posted - 08/16/2021:  06:25:26

(Topic: Something you would NOT want to see in your yard as you look out of your window)

Big sinkhole

Edited by - DC5 on 08/16/2021 06:26:17

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/16/2021:  11:52:28

Caterpiller D5 idling and ready

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/16/2021:  19:10:46

Dinosaur's

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/17/2021:  04:56:51

Elon Musk

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2021:  04:58:38

Buford’s Demolition backhoe

DC5 - Posted - 08/17/2021:  07:08:09

(Page turn error?)

Fire

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2021:  15:09:25

Gopher holes - everywhere

grandpafive - Posted - 08/17/2021:  15:23:40

Hazmat suits on all your neighbo(u)rs

DC5 - Posted - 08/17/2021:  15:46:03

Iceberg

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/17/2021:  16:45:18

Kentucky earthquakes... Hey we have tremors down this far

J e f f - Posted - 08/17/2021:  17:35:36

Leprechauns licking the lawn

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/17/2021:  18:27:46

Miles of toilet paper strung in trees

grandpafive - Posted - 08/17/2021:  19:07:38

Nosferatu mowing the lawn next door

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2021:  19:10:19

Otto’s Demolition Service backhoe

J e f f - Posted - 08/18/2021:  04:50:51

Popeye peeing on the pansies

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/18/2021:  05:51:47

Quarantine signs

DC5 - Posted - 08/18/2021:  06:58:53

Re-enactors staging a civil war battle.

J e f f - Posted - 08/18/2021:  08:11:32

Sewage

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2021:  09:45:50

Tonto’s descendants in warpaint

grandpafive - Posted - 08/18/2021:  21:34:18

Uncle Fester heading your way with a suitcase

DC5 - Posted - 08/19/2021:  05:10:55

Velociraptors

J e f f - Posted - 08/19/2021:  05:19:10

Weeds

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/19/2021:  11:29:11

Xbox camping convention

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/19/2021:  14:39:40

Your in-laws coming to visit

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2021:  16:13:40

Zorro and Pancho defecating on your spinach garden plot

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2021:  16:14:41

Next : what transpires when you pick up a hitch hiker

Ask him where he’s going

J e f f - Posted - 08/20/2021:  07:50:53

Buy him lunch at Tony's Tacos

DC5 - Posted - 08/20/2021:  11:29:23

Cringe when he pulls out a knife and tells you to drive to Los Angeles.

grandpafive - Posted - 08/20/2021:  12:25:20

Drive to Los Angeles

J e f f - Posted - 08/20/2021:  13:07:53

Explain to him why you won't allow him to clip his toenails in your car.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2021:  13:20:37

Find a mellow radio station to lull him to sleep

DC5 - Posted - 08/21/2021:  04:58:24

Give him $5 for food.

J e f f - Posted - 08/21/2021:  05:39:27

Hold his hand.

grandpafive - Posted - 08/21/2021:  07:56:20

Intimidate him with your (lack of?) driving skills

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/21/2021:  08:22:33

Just tell him about the time you spent in Leavenworth

J e f f - Posted - 08/21/2021:  08:44:50

Kill him.

J e f f - Posted - 08/21/2021:  08:57:04

Look out for the cops

DC5 - Posted - 08/21/2021:  12:50:58

Make convulsive twitches every 5 minutes.

J e f f - Posted - 08/22/2021:  05:08:33

Notice that the person you picked up looks like the hitchhiker on The Twilight Zone.

J e f f - Posted - 08/22/2021:  05:23:55

Open the windows because your hitchhiker friend ate a deluxe bean burrito for breakfast.

J e f f - Posted - 08/22/2021:  05:27:24

Pitch a fit when the hitchhiker refuses to stop yodeling.

DC5 - Posted - 08/22/2021:  06:11:58

Quizzically look at him with a sheepish grin.

J e f f - Posted - 08/22/2021:  07:34:47

Refuse to let him hang his feet out the window.

J e f f - Posted - 08/22/2021:  07:52:51

Send a text message to your trunk monkey and let him know that he needs to be ready for some action.

DC5 - Posted - 08/22/2021:  09:41:54

Tell him to buckle his seat belt because you want to try something you saw on TV.

J e f f - Posted - 08/22/2021:  11:20:09

Use your hypnosis skills to put him to sleep.

J e f f - Posted - 08/22/2021:  13:42:31

Verify that he has a proper hitchhiker license.

DC5 - Posted - 08/23/2021:  07:08:23

Wink at him as he gets into the car.