BigMonFan - Posted - 05/31/2014:  08:15:14

Do socks really get lost or are they just hiding?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2014:  11:25:37

Do you suppose they are secretly training a sock army?

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/31/2014:  12:42:30

Like sock puppets?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2014:  16:53:16

Is Shari Lewis in the house?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2014:  19:22:03

Would you call her a puppeteeress?

MWBailey - Posted - 05/31/2014:  19:53:38

Should they carry compasses, or just yell "Allee Allee Oxen Freeee?"

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2014:  03:29:11

what! WHAT!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/01/2014:  05:56:18

Who is this Allee Allee Oxen anyway?





 

Edited by - TheLastWord on 06/01/2014 05:56:32

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 06/02/2014:  02:30:15

Isn't that the new cleaning agent that is hyped on TV commercials?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2014:  03:32:29

Will it take out beer stains?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2014:  08:57:21

Does beer make stains?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2014:  10:28:04

Directly or indirectly?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2014:  15:42:40

Can't beer excesses stain one's psyche?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2014:  17:06:29

I know it can make members of the opposite sex look better, but why the effect doesn't last more than overnight?

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/02/2014 17:07:02

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/02/2014:  17:20:34

shouldn't you use stronger stuff

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2014:  19:17:20

Or pick prettier women?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/02/2014:  19:41:40

what if there are no other choices that late at night
should you just drink until to yu done even know who you are

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2014:  02:37:52

Didn't they say beer made Bud wiser?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2014:  03:46:21

Did you know that whoever wrote that was a liar?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2014:  04:45:44

Couldn't they have just been in marketing?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2014:  15:22:53

Are all marketers liars,or are some liars marketers?

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/03/2014:  15:56:32

Are you trying to confuse us?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/03/2014:  16:27:08

can I leave now

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2014:  17:46:20

Where will you go?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2014:  20:35:09

Ya wanna go to Joe's Bar and Grill and dance to Wipeout?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2014:  03:21:24

Are you kidding me! You can't even walk,,how can you
expect to dance?

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/04/2014:  04:28:33

Maybe he can hop up and down?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2014:  05:52:33

And spit wooden nickels?

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/04/2014:  18:32:47

Is that still allowed?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2014:  19:04:36

You mean they're like Washington's wooden teeth?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/04/2014:  19:18:36

how do you know that

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/05/2014:  04:06:03

George Washington had wooden nickels for teeth?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2014:  10:08:07

How was this Washington feller anyway?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2014:  10:33:37

Wasn't he born on a holiday?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2014:  14:55:10

Did he cut down his Pappy's cherry tree?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2014:  14:57:00

Did he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/05/2014:  17:04:43

did you see that

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/05/2014:  18:42:45

Is that the second oldest trick in the book?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/06/2014:  04:57:04

OK,,I'll bite,,,so what is the 1st trick in the book And which
book are you referring to?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2014:  12:43:03

Do you think he even has a book?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/06/2014:  15:17:28

what do you mean by that

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/06/2014:  18:00:44

I bet you guys think I have a job ,don't you

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/06/2014:  20:08:33

Did you get taken by a snowjob?

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/07/2014:  09:40:30

Scotty, you haven't seen this?

youtube.com/watch?v=XUpbS92WrLQ

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/07/2014:  13:14:56

where did the little lizzard go

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/07/2014:  16:36:08

Did you lose him?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2014:  17:19:25

That could lead to a nasty surprise couldn't it?

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/08/2014:  07:17:45

If he doesn't turn up will you replace him with a younger lizard?

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/08/2014:  08:24:01

Is younger better?