OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2021:  11:18:35

What makes you think I have an old rotary phone?

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/09/2021:  12:43:53

Well, we are waiting, do you?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/09/2021:  14:50:52

Didn’t he get himself into trouble last time he said “I Do”?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/09/2021 14:51:16

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2021:  03:13:00

Who knew “Until death do us part” would become a goal?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/10/2021:  08:33:35

Don’t you and your wife always compromise by you admitting your wrong and her agreeing with you?

DC5 - Posted - 07/10/2021:  13:15:07

Who does your wife let wear the pants in your family?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2021:  15:04:38

Are you tawkin’ panties ?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2021:  16:52:29

Are you gawking panties?

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2021:  04:24:37

Could he be hawking panties?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2021:  16:40:16

Do you doubt it for a second?

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/11/2021 16:40:29

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/12/2021:  04:31:21

Do we need a second opinion?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2021:  06:06:24

Who would you ask?

DC5 - Posted - 07/12/2021:  07:44:39

Couldn't you ask David Frederick Attenborough?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/12/2021:  08:10:20

Would it be confusing if we call him Dave or do we call him Sir?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/12/2021 08:12:07

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2021:  09:04:53

Why not call him late for supper?

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/12/2021:  23:55:31

Isn't it closer to breakfast time?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2021:  04:04:52

Doesn’t that depend on where in the world he is currently?

DC5 - Posted - 07/13/2021:  05:01:10

Is he with Carmen Sandiego?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/13/2021:  06:06:05

Is Carmen Sandiego related to Carmen Miranda?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/13/2021 06:08:11

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/13/2021:  15:39:12

Do they both have their own shows?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2021:  15:48:58

Are you talking traveling tent shows hawking patent “medicines” ?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/13/2021:  18:20:23

Do those medicines say “Bottled in Kentucky” on the label?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2021:  03:17:39

Is that right under the skull and crossbones?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/14/2021:  05:36:54

Does anyone know to whom those bones once belonged?

DC5 - Posted - 07/14/2021:  05:40:21

Could we do a DNA analysis?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/14/2021:  07:18:37

Did you send away for the kit ?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/14/2021 07:18:54

DC5 - Posted - 07/14/2021:  08:47:24

Do they offer free shipping?

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/14/2021:  15:31:39

Has it arrived yet?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/14/2021:  16:21:33

How do we get bones to spit into the kit supplied test tube?

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/14/2021:  22:06:28

Did you not read the directions again?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2021:  03:33:19

Are you missing any?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2021:  03:44:20

Can anyone here read Mandarin?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2021:  03:52:01

Oranges?

DC5 - Posted - 07/15/2021:  06:20:35

Is that a racist comment?

Gumbograss - Posted - 07/15/2021:  06:46:56

Did you say you're going to the races?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/15/2021:  11:17:25

Are you betting on the horses again?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2021:  12:32:14

Perhaps he’s a jockey?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2021:  12:34:24

Is he on amphetimines?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2021:  12:37:39

Is that one of the horses on the card?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/15/2021:  17:36:32

Aren’t you thinking of the dwarf horse named Dopey?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2021:  03:01:27

Isn’t he nicknamed “Dog Food”?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/16/2021:  04:48:08

Would that be his “finish line” ?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2021:  05:25:40

Are you assuming he does finish?

DC5 - Posted - 07/16/2021:  06:09:03

What kind of finish does he use?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/16/2021:  06:33:54

Isn’t polyurethane among the most durable of finishes?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2021:  08:45:10

Aren’t the fumes kind of noxious?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/16/2021:  10:59:38

Do those aforementioned fumes cause one to go into delirium tremo(u)rs ?

DC5 - Posted - 07/16/2021:  12:52:17

Is that something you would desire?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/16/2021:  16:16:33

Can we wear masks to prevent the dangers of DT’s affecting us?