TheLastWord - Posted - 01/18/2020:  17:32:48

Likes being the center in a square box?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 01/19/2020:  02:42:23

Is that like ****ing in the corner of a round room?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2020:  04:06:08

If we told you to do that in the corner would you get dizzy?

DC5 - Posted - 01/19/2020:  06:35:26

Would being dizzy make you fall down?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2020:  09:49:49

Could one not purchase some anti-vertigo medicine?

DC5 - Posted - 01/19/2020:  10:41:54

There's medicine to protect you from Alfred Hitchcock movies?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2020:  18:17:42

Is that for the birds?

Bill Rogers - Posted - 01/19/2020:  20:14:11

Or does it take a thirty-nine step program to deal with it?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2020:  03:24:48

Do you need to know beyond a shadow of a doubt?

DC5 - Posted - 01/20/2020:  05:41:23

Why are you bringing Lamont Cranston into this?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/20/2020:  06:13:38

Didn't he play forward for the Fort Saskatchewan Flying Elbows?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2020:  10:46:08

Was he a cheap skate?

Bill Rogers - Posted - 01/20/2020:  11:13:20

Or just a hockey puck?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/20/2020:  13:54:16

Are you channeling Don Rickles?

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/20/2020:  14:10:11

wasn't he the cpo?

Bill Rogers - Posted - 01/20/2020:  17:34:19

As in Chief Petty Officer?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2020:  03:16:56

Maybe he’s a petty larcenist?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2020:  04:09:14

Are you using the word “maybe” to shield yourself from blowback?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2020:  04:17:45

Should I have used “perhaps” instead?

DC5 - Posted - 01/21/2020:  05:38:58

What about trying "perchance"?

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/21/2020:  10:59:10

but did he perceive

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2020:  11:31:29

Was that a question?

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/21/2020 11:32:57

Bill Rogers - Posted - 01/21/2020:  12:15:27

Must it have a question mark?

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/21/2020:  13:41:18

i suppose it should've....?

Edited by - KyBanjo on 01/21/2020 13:41:40

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/21/2020:  16:24:05

so that means that I will be forgiven for my atrocities ?

Bill Rogers - Posted - 01/21/2020:  19:01:56

But will you make an offering to appease the grammar gods?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2020:  22:11:52

Will a roadkill armadillo suffice?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2020:  03:36:59

Do you think the armadillo is a willing participant?

DC5 - Posted - 01/22/2020:  06:08:08

Are dead armadillo's allowed to vote?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 01/22/2020:  06:30:53

Are they in Chicago?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2020:  06:37:56

Are you implying that Chicago politics are corrupt?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2020:  06:46:17

Is Franklin Graham Protestant?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 01/22/2020:  06:56:58

Is Franklin Graham casting a protest vote for a dead armadillo?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2020:  08:20:16

Is this getting religious?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 01/22/2020:  08:48:49

What if the armadillos are non-denominational?

DC5 - Posted - 01/22/2020:  08:52:59

Did we manage to get both politics and religion into a dead armadillo discussion?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2020:  11:06:12

It certainly looks that way doesn’t it?

Bill Rogers - Posted - 01/22/2020:  11:07:17

Aren’t armadillos a protected species?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2020:  11:15:03

Protected from what?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/22/2020:  14:45:22

Giant Hedgehogs named Dinsdale?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2020:  16:50:01

Is Dinsdale still residing in the Panhandle?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2020:  17:44:56

What’s he doing living on my cookware?

Bill Rogers - Posted - 01/22/2020:  21:21:38

On it or in it?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2020:  03:15:04

He’s a little hefty to fit into it isn’t he?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 01/23/2020:  03:32:15

What size cookware is recommended to house a giant hedgehog?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2020:  03:36:05

What’s wrong with him living in a hedge?

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2020:  03:51:31

Would he have to sell off a hedge fund to afford the rent?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2020:  05:09:31

Would that be hedging his bets?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2020:  08:18:30

Is this the “play-on-words” game?