chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2022:  17:31:32

I often point a finger at her and say “Click,,,bam!”, know what I’m sayin’ ?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/12/2022:  04:29:33

Is your finger gun loaded?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2022:  05:51:00

Not since I quit picking my nose, know what I mean?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2022:  08:52:36

Didn’t Mucus LaCain have the same issue?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2022:  11:52:03

Didn’t he star in “The Riflewoman”?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2022:  03:06:21

was that after the reassignment surgery?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2022:  17:49:34

Didn’t his/her doctor get sued for malpractice?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2022:  03:30:35

Hadn’t the doctor told him, “Mark my words, your son isn’t going to like this.?”

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2022:  09:49:35

Is that a play on words?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2022:  14:00:10

Did it seem to be?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2022:  14:23:54

Did you know that my perception of nuances is suffering these days?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2022:  04:05:23

To what do you attribute that?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2022:  21:40:28

To Mrs. Lindsay’s interminable scolding in high school, know what I mean?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2022:  04:00:40

Did her scolding include a ruler across the knuckles?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2022:  10:04:11

Did you know that her sadistic ways were popular with masochistic students?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2022:  17:20:56

Were there a lot of those?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2022:  12:21:06

Only in Grade 12F; “F” jovially meaning “F Troop”, know what I’m saying?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2022:  13:12:55

You went to school with Corporal Agarn?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2022:  22:44:29

Didn’t he flunk English with Mrs. Lindsay?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2022:  04:08:56

Did you know Larry Storch just turned 99 years of age?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2022:  08:31:55

Is that record for F Troop survivors?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2022:  04:30:22

Wouldn’t ’ that make an interesting rainy day research project?

janolov - Posted - 03/21/2022:  07:30:02

Do you expect rain when it still is winter?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2022:  08:52:42

Couldn’t “rain” just signify precipitation in general?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2022:  03:13:49

I didn’t specify a season for said rainy day projects did I?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/22/2022:  04:45:19

Why would anyone do projects on a rainy day?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2022:  08:34:29

Why not go fishing instead?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/22/2022:  08:56:24

Do fish bite better on a rainy day?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2022:  17:55:10

Are we talking about sharks?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2022:  21:12:50

You mean the sharks skulking in pool halls?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2022:  03:21:46

Or are you referring to loan sharks?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2022:  03:31:41

Will they lend you a fin?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2022:  06:49:47

Wouldn’t that sound a little fishy to someone on Squid row?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2022:  09:14:32

To what school of thought do you attribute that ?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2022:  11:04:07

You don’t have to be a soFISHticated brain Sturgeon to come up a few OFishall fish puns

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2022:  11:50:32

Are you trying to scale new heights of piscitarian humor?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2022:  13:52:27

Are we not telling whoppers out of school?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2022:  15:13:26

Do you Whaley need to spread Fishcious rumors?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2022:  17:10:26

Can you excuse me whilst I go make some fish tacos?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2022:  05:28:09

Aren’t you afraid of getting Salmonella?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2022:  11:37:08

What if I used haddock?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2022:  13:23:53

Don’t you think you should ask them first?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2022:  15:15:39

How about having an all-you-can-eat fish fry?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2022:  17:24:11

Sign me up - where is it?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2022:  18:28:53

Is the event suitable for small fry?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2022:  03:15:40

Are you a fan of smelts?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/25/2022:  04:11:52

Are little shrimp welcome?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2022:  08:27:23

Are tadpoles personae non grata?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2022:  18:32:34

Do they speak Polish?

Edited by - OM45GE on 03/25/2022 18:32:47