OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2021:  11:04:37

Is your mouth watering?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2021:  11:12:10

Could that be drool instead ?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2021:  11:15:00

What's the difference?

J e f f - Posted - 02/26/2021:  12:08:26

Isn't a drooling episode more viscous than a watering episode?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2021:  12:19:46

How can you tell if the festival stage is level?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/26/2021:  13:15:55

If the stage is crooked wouldn’t drool run downhill?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2021:  05:32:57

What if the stage is at the bottom of the hill?

DC5 - Posted - 02/27/2021:  05:36:20

Wouldn't it get flooded?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2021:  05:49:07

Is that necessarily a bad thing?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2021:  06:51:19

Will dobro players get electrocuted?

DC5 - Posted - 02/27/2021:  08:47:07

Aren't they plugged into a GFI?

J e f f - Posted - 02/27/2021:  09:07:36

Whose fault is that?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2021:  11:26:25

Are you shocked?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/27/2021:  12:10:34

Isn’t the whole situation an electrifying affair?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2021:  13:42:23

Did you know my hair’s standing on end?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/28/2021:  05:27:27

Isn’t your hair always standing on end since you got got the Don King hairstyle?

DC5 - Posted - 02/28/2021:  05:41:20

How much do you spend on mousse?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/28/2021:  07:12:15

Did you know that farm tractor grease can be substituted for mousse and has a manly scent?

J e f f - Posted - 02/28/2021:  11:04:00

Can't you also use chicken ****?

DC5 - Posted - 02/28/2021:  14:21:13

If chicken **** isn't available will bull **** be a reasonable substitute?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2021:  14:27:16

Is it made by Proctor & Gamble ?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2021:  03:23:06

Do you want to take a gamble on that?

DC5 - Posted - 03/01/2021:  06:40:32

Are you giving odds?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/01/2021:  06:59:56

What are the odds that you’ll want to gamble on the fact that Proctor & Gamble make bull****?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2021:  07:24:52

How much is at stake?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2021:  08:18:00

Are you betting on the ponies again?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2021:  10:05:22

Are you going to nag me about it?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/01/2021:  11:02:26

Does saddling you with all this word jockeying stirrup trouble?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2021:  17:05:31

Is that a daily triple?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2021:  05:47:50

Can we rein in the bad jokes?

DC5 - Posted - 03/02/2021:  05:51:31

Should we take a Gallup poll to find out?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2021:  06:08:25

Do you have any more bad puns you can trot out?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2021:  06:42:40

Isn’t the mane purpose of this thread a willingness to sally forth despite all odds?

J e f f - Posted - 03/02/2021:  07:01:44

Can we please stop beating a dead horse?

DC5 - Posted - 03/02/2021:  08:11:37

Wouldn't beating a live horse be against the rules?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/02/2021:  10:17:30

Might we agree that rules have been abandoned in this night-Mare tale of WHOA?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/02/2021 10:21:44

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2021:  12:15:12

Shall we hoof it on out of here?

DC5 - Posted - 03/02/2021:  12:27:42

Should we trot on over to a different topic?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2021:  12:57:18

But who will reign over a topic choice ?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/02/2021:  13:33:30

Could we get that information strait from the horses mouth?

J e f f - Posted - 03/02/2021:  17:02:11

Why not from the horse's ***?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2021:  03:35:56

Why does it seem God made more horses a$$es than horses to put them on?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/03/2021:  04:34:44

Have you noticed those same horse’s a$$€$ come well equipped with mouths that are seemingly not connected to a brain?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/03/2021 04:36:00

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2021:  04:40:01

Isn’t a character in the Wizard of Oz brainless?

DC5 - Posted - 03/03/2021:  05:44:26

Are you referring to the Scarecrow?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2021:  07:48:04

He wasn't particularly good at being a scarecrow, was he?

J e f f - Posted - 03/03/2021:  08:04:10

Is that because he was spending too much time singing and dancing?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/03/2021:  09:06:25

Do you think the blue pill would have helped him stand more erect?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2021:  10:05:10

Where would he find a “date” ?