chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2018:  08:05:40

To throw me off the trail?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2018:  12:42:38

Are you trailing women again?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2018:  13:01:06

Waddya mean “again” - this is my first rodeo, doncha know?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2018:  14:21:06

They have tracking events at rodeos now?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/17/2018:  14:46:23

Bigfoot tracks?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2018:  14:52:22

Bigfoot is in a rodeo?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2018:  16:42:19

Don’t you read the Enquirer?

Mooooo - Posted - 01/17/2018:  16:46:44

Does Bigfoot read the Enquirer?

kentr - Posted - 01/17/2018:  21:34:16

Who else would want to read it, a cow?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2018:  22:27:47

Do cows lip read?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2018:  13:21:50

Why don’t you ask one?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/18/2018:  14:56:18

Think he might need a mooterpreter?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/19/2018:  02:58:57

mooterpreter?? How many believe the duck is loony?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2018:  05:24:48

Moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2018:  07:29:20

Don’t you think describing a duck as being “loony” might rile up their waterfowl relatives, the loon?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2018:  12:07:16

Isn't the etymology of "loon" and "loony" quite different?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2018:  13:49:54

Since when have you become an e(n)tymologist expert?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/19/2018:  14:50:59

Look Tonto, is that a loony expert?

Edited by - TheLastWord on 01/19/2018 14:51:17

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2018:  23:41:53

Don’t know the Lone Ranger speaks with forked tongue?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/20/2018:  02:59:48

Did you know the name Tonto in Spanish means dumb?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2018:  03:57:11

Did you know that in the Spanish versions of The Lone Ranger, Tonto is called “Toro”?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/20/2018:  05:52:17

Did you know Toro in sushi is the fatty part of the tuna, found in the belly portion of the fish?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/20/2018:  05:55:27

Did you know I’ve just quit eating soooosshhheeeee?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2018:  11:08:53

If you're not going to eat that, may I have it?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/20/2018:  12:42:53

Would you like the three bean dip as well?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2018:  18:29:04

Have you been double dipping?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2018:  01:09:22

Is that against BHO rules and regulations?

J e f f - Posted - 01/21/2018:  07:08:46

Are you talking about the Real Rules or the Fake Rules?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/21/2018:  09:08:46

Aren't they the same rules?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2018:  09:11:43

Can we get a ruling on that?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2018:  09:13:21

Who do we approach for such a serious inquiry?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2018:  09:17:37

Bruised ego?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2018:  12:53:14

Why would that matter?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2018:  13:28:02

E=mc squared?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2018:  13:32:24

Are you saying it's all relative?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2018:  13:34:45

I’m just saying “matter” matters, catch my drift?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2018:  14:45:46

Is all matter matter no matter what else matters?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/22/2018:  14:55:29

Well, a matter of fact?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2018:  18:17:29

Don’t banjo players matter even though folks listening to them just get madder and madder?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2018:  03:03:27

I don't think so. Isn't that the accordion players?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2018:  05:10:50

Are they trying to squeeze out the last notes?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2018:  06:21:55

Are they allowed in the Musicians Union?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2018:  08:12:08

Doesn’t the union accept anyone with enough cash to pay the dues?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2018:  08:50:10

Doesn’t that leave out most working musicians?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2018:  13:24:27

Do you think they borrow the money from their parents?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2018:  13:49:16

Haven’t most musicians been disowned by their families?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2018:  18:43:37

Are you speaking from experience?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2018:  18:53:37

Do you really believe I’m a wannabe musician?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2018:  03:28:56

Isn't everyone a wanna be of some sort?