OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2021:  04:17:50

Why are you so impatient?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2021:  05:01:17

Don’t you appreciate instant gratification?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2021:  08:12:13

Does your wife or galpal?

DC5 - Posted - 03/24/2021:  08:17:51

Are you saying nice guys don't finish first?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2021:  11:02:53

Haven’t you heard that timing is everything?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2021:  11:35:53

Do you mean just now when you said it?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2021:  12:28:38

Isn’t “now” too fleeting?

DC5 - Posted - 03/24/2021:  13:40:15

When would be a better time?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2021:  03:25:36

How about now?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/25/2021:  05:08:12

Isn’t the concept of time just a suppositional theory of mankind?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2021:  05:10:29

How would you test that theory?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2021:  06:57:03

Can one utilize a stop watch to assist in such tests ?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2021:  08:47:41

What good is a stopped watch?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/26/2021:  08:43:32

Wouldn’t fixing a stopped watch be too time consuming?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2021:  09:26:47

Are they subject to the sands of time in the hourglass?

DC5 - Posted - 03/26/2021:  11:40:27

What if you forget to turn the hourglass over?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2021:  14:57:54

Does that mean time has run out?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/26/2021:  17:03:30

Or does it mean you just lost track of time?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2021:  17:05:02

Doesn’t it mean your egg will be super hard-boiled?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2021:  03:01:21

Are you yolking?

DC5 - Posted - 03/27/2021:  06:51:18

Are you trying to crack us up?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2021:  07:30:39

Aren’t these joaks getting stale?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/27/2021:  12:45:40

I think egg puns are egg-ceptionally funny, but if you feel beaten by them and a bit scrambled, egg-nor them and lay off eggs for awhile.

DC5 - Posted - 03/28/2021:  06:15:41

Was that supposed to be a question?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2021:  09:43:47

Is any statement followed by a question mark within the bounds of this august forum?

DC5 - Posted - 03/28/2021:  11:04:36

But was there a question mark?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/28/2021:  16:07:39

What is the punishment for breaking BHO game rules by posting ridiculous non-question puns?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2021:  16:09:35

Doesn’t Article 3(b) , subsection iii deal with such disciplinary action?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/28/2021:  16:12:24

Is that the current amended Article 3(b) or the outdated copy?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2021:  03:06:15

Weren’t the outdated copies destroyed?

DC5 - Posted - 03/29/2021:  06:26:53

Is anything truly destroyed on the internet?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2021:  08:15:55

How about reputations?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2021:  09:20:44

Are you referring to me?

DC5 - Posted - 03/29/2021:  09:49:11

Did your reputation get destroyed on the internet?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2021:  09:57:51

Have you tried Googling him?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2021:  10:19:21

Have you ever had the feeling, barring debilitating paranoia, that people were out to “get” you?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/29/2021 10:20:02

DC5 - Posted - 03/29/2021:  11:04:34

Doesn't paranoia make sense when people are out to get you?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/29/2021:  11:46:41

If you were your own worst enemy would your source of paranoia be yourself?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/29/2021 11:47:12

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2021:  11:50:43

You mean like when you shoot yourself in the foot?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2021:  12:08:20

Are you slow on the draw?

DC5 - Posted - 03/29/2021:  13:13:24

Doesn't that depend on what you are drawing?

J e f f - Posted - 03/29/2021:  16:26:10

Is there a difference between drawing a bath, drawing a conclusion, and drawing a picture of your belly button?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2021:  17:06:23

Is that a question on an IQ test?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2021:  03:15:07

How did you do on the test?

Edited by - OM45GE on 03/30/2021 03:15:24

DC5 - Posted - 03/30/2021:  05:40:32

Aren't those results private?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/30/2021:  05:40:32

Is it true you got the I right but missed the Q on your IQ test?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/30/2021 05:41:56

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2021:  07:40:09

Do you think maybe I took the wrong test?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2021:  08:43:33

Is he like an idiot savant without the savant part?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/30/2021:  16:22:14

That be like Howdy Doody without Buffalo Bob Smith?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/30/2021 16:23:33