chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2021:  11:44:29

Is a hard case one that Columbo could crack?

Banjonewguy - Posted - 01/04/2021:  11:48:31

Didn't Columbo discover the new world?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/04/2021:  12:04:38

Wasn’t that Aldous Huxley who discovered a new world?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/04/2021 12:06:57

DC5 - Posted - 01/04/2021:  12:06:07

Was that brave of him?

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/04/2021:  16:53:21

Why did he have to be the one?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/04/2021:  17:38:11

Do you think maybe he was one the chosen few?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2021:  03:46:42

How were they chosen?

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2021:  05:23:30

Did they draw straws?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2021:  05:46:34

Aren’t those straws ending up in the ocean and killing whales?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2021:  07:09:50

Does that make it the last straw for the whale?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/05/2021:  08:11:09

Are you grasping at straws while trying to make a whale of a tale?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/05/2021 08:13:57

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2021:  12:14:07

How would whales grasp at straws?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2021:  13:06:10

Have they recently mutated into grasping-type mammals?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2021:  03:33:49

Would that give them something to hold on to?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/06/2021:  04:05:51

If a whale is a loner does he swim in an I-Pod?

DC5 - Posted - 01/06/2021:  05:48:50

Are we back to punning again?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2021:  08:24:55

Is there something better to do?

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/06/2021:  11:37:23

Is there ever?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2021:  03:38:01

Do you mean that in an existential way?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/07/2021:  04:36:59

Is there a BHO rule forbidding a pun?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/07/2021 04:50:10

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2021:  05:32:50

Is it a religious or political pun?

DC5 - Posted - 01/07/2021:  06:12:13

If you say religious or political, does that make this thread religious or political?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2021:  06:29:06

Is the Pope Catholic?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2021:  06:47:19

If the Pope poops in the woods is he a bear?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/07/2021:  15:08:08

Wouldn’t it be messy If he was not bare?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/08/2021:  03:33:48

Why would you say that?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2021:  03:49:34

Is he stating the naked truth?

DC5 - Posted - 01/08/2021:  05:49:16

Do you have evidence to the contrary?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/08/2021:  06:40:27

Would sacred Papal fecal remains be enough evidence?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2021:  09:21:15

Are we not treading on sacred grounds?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/08/2021:  12:15:35

Can we agree that it's probably best to tread on to another subject such as collecting stamps?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/08/2021 12:21:57

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/08/2021:  12:45:28

What kind of stamps?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/08/2021:  13:30:18

How many different kinds of stamps are there?

J e f f - Posted - 01/08/2021:  16:38:32

Aren't pre licked stamps the only kind?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2021:  16:45:11

Can they be sanitized?

J e f f - Posted - 01/08/2021:  18:08:13

Doesn't the liquor that the lickers use kill the germs?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2021:  03:47:30

Does the CDC know about this?

DC5 - Posted - 01/09/2021:  05:56:25

Would they be involved in philatelist issues?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2021:  06:02:48

Don’t they often give stamps of approval?

DC5 - Posted - 01/09/2021:  06:09:20

Why would the CDC approve of giving stamps?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2021:  07:16:37

Would it come under the heading of safe sanitary procedures?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/09/2021:  10:25:59

What bi-products are used to make stamp glue unsanitary?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2021:  10:36:19

Could it be the old horse carcasses?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/09/2021:  10:52:18

How old would a horse have to be to be considered old enough to qualify to be an old horse carcass?

DC5 - Posted - 01/09/2021:  12:42:45

Is it the age of the horse, or the age of the carcass we're concerned about?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2021:  13:09:48

Why not ask someone at your local glue factory?

DC5 - Posted - 01/09/2021:  14:32:33

What kind of horse makes super glue?

J e f f - Posted - 01/09/2021:  16:58:50

Haven't you seen the invisible super horses that live on Jackass mountain?

DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2021:  05:45:19

If they're invisible, how can I see them?