OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2017:  18:48:01

I don't know, what are the symptoms?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2017:  21:43:15

Are you gobbling up too many TUMS?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/01/2017 21:43:36

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/02/2017:  05:31:21

Wasn't that last week?

J e f f - Posted - 12/02/2017:  06:59:27

Did they even have TUMS way back then?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/02/2017:  08:09:28

Dry mouth,fever,chills,dizziness,blurred vision,tingling in toes,ect.
What is wrong with him?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2017:  08:52:06

Don’t you have armo(u)r-all?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/02/2017:  13:57:37

Do you realize your last post was rejected?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2017:  16:56:01

Rejected by who?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2017:  17:01:28

Is my passport expired or something?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2017:  17:04:02

Can you explain what you mean by “something “?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2017:  17:17:44

Have you ever been afraid to answer a question?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2017:  03:31:04

Do you mean like, “Does this dress make my butt look fat”?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/03/2017:  04:44:56

Why would anyone look at your butt?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/03/2017:  07:52:14

And why is Bill wearing a dress?

J e f f - Posted - 12/03/2017:  09:51:07

What else goes with his red pumps?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2017:  09:59:17

Has retirement jolted him into another dimension?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/03/2017:  13:20:07

Do you think he needs the dress and red pumps for time travel?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/03/2017:  15:43:15

Wouldn't that depend on how much time it takes to travel?

J e f f - Posted - 12/03/2017:  16:47:27

Would it take long if he clicked his heels together three times?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2017:  21:43:00

Has he ever time traveled before?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/04/2017:  03:19:45

Doesn't all travel take time?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2017:  12:29:54

Can you give me a minute ?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2017:  13:01:54

Can’t you take a minute yourself?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/05/2017:  03:01:34

Wouldn't that be stealing?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2017:  06:15:15

Would that be a misdemeanor or a felony?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2017:  09:22:53

Wattya think I am ,a lawyer?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/06/2017 09:23:11

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2017:  13:52:08

Can I plead the 5th?

J e f f - Posted - 12/06/2017:  16:55:50

What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? Or are you talking about whiskey? Or both?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2017:  03:34:27

Couldn’t I plead the 5th about whiskey fueled events?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/07/2017:  03:45:02

Depends, did the event occur or Saturday or Sunday?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2017:  03:51:06

Why on earth would it occur on a day starting with “S”?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2017:  12:04:11

Who said the events occurred on earth?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/07/2017:  13:50:43

Anyway,who is this fellow named Who?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2017:  14:35:32

Isn’t he on first?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2017:  14:49:53

Do you really want to go there?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/07/2017:  18:23:09

Go where?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/08/2017:  02:30:06

Where is this place called where?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/08/2017:  04:03:49

Is it over there?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2017:  06:34:46

Isn’t it next to the first base coach?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2017:  07:35:13

Are you missing baseball season?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/08/2017:  12:39:38

Is that all he's missing?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2017:  12:44:29

Are you referring to his marbles?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2017:  13:16:44

Do you know I’m taking ALL my marbles and going to spring training in Arizona?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/08/2017 13:17:03

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2017:  13:18:11

What are you training for?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/08/2017:  14:50:26

Think he needs training wheels?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/09/2017:  03:31:29

Why are you asking me?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2017:  03:33:21

Aren’t you a walking encyclopedia?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/09/2017:  04:14:28

If he falls off the fence, is he then a falling encyclopedia?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/09/2017:  05:16:24

Can't I be just a dictionary?