OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2021:  10:29:22

Is that why you dropped in?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/21/2021:  11:12:02

Could it be you were eight miles outta Memphis and got no spare?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2021:  11:32:54

Have you been listening or reading the first edition?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/21/2021:  13:19:04

Doesn’t everyone know about The First Edition?

DC5 - Posted - 01/21/2021:  13:44:48

Are you willing to gamble on that?

J e f f - Posted - 01/21/2021:  15:18:53

Do I need to wear my gambling pants?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/21/2021:  15:34:13

Does being decked out to play cards in gambling pants mean you have diamonds in the pockets?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2021:  18:25:22

Does one also carry a club to such wagering soirées?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2021:  03:33:23

You’re dealing out the card humor in spades aren’t you?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/22/2021:  04:58:30

Will holding a lucky cloverleaf get me out of this whole deal or should I just shuffle off?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/22/2021 05:04:26

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2021:  05:37:19

Would that suit you?

DC5 - Posted - 01/22/2021:  06:28:27

Are you some kind of joker?

J e f f - Posted - 01/22/2021:  07:48:23

Why dont you join them in the full house next to the bowling ball factory?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2021:  08:56:22

Does the toilet there flush properly?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/22/2021:  10:23:03

Won’t a straight flush work?

DC5 - Posted - 01/22/2021:  13:00:21

Is that how they flush on the equator?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2021:  15:48:48

What the deuce are you talking about?

J e f f - Posted - 01/22/2021:  17:57:48

Isn't Dave saying that your turds don't spin on the equator?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2021:  04:05:56

Would you like to test that theory?

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2021:  05:45:41

Will you buy me a ticket to Ecuador?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2021:  06:41:12

Don’t you have frequent flyer miles?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2021:  07:03:18

Are those honoured by Ecuadorian Deluxe Airlines?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2021:  07:28:22

Is that the one powered by hamster?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/23/2021:  09:08:44

Could hamsters be powering the airplane just to receive the complimentary nuts and pretzels?

J e f f - Posted - 01/23/2021:  09:46:26

Don't the hamsters get so thirsty from the nuts and pretzels that they have to buy a 20 dollar glass of beer to quench their thirst?

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2021:  11:41:29

Where would a hamster get $20?

J e f f - Posted - 01/23/2021:  15:04:53

Couldn't they just ask for money from the undercover Sky Marshal that's wearing a Big Foot suit in First Class?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2021:  15:27:18

Is the Sky Marshall an offspring of Sky King?

DC5 - Posted - 01/24/2021:  06:23:24

Penny was his niece, did Sky King have any offspring of his own?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/24/2021:  10:46:18

Wasn’t Penny’s brother Clipper the illegitimate son of Sky King?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/24/2021:  16:20:13

Have you got inside information?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2021:  17:29:45

Why else would they do it?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/25/2021:  07:07:45

Could they have done it because they had inside information?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/25/2021 07:09:28

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2021:  09:42:50

Does that entail cloak-and-dagger stuff?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2021:  12:17:37

Are you writing a book?

J e f f - Posted - 01/25/2021:  13:53:03

Wouldn't he need to purchase a boat load, or maybe even a butt load, of letters to do that?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/25/2021:  14:38:55

Couldn’t he just buy a vowel?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2021:  15:31:11

Will they take an IOU at the vowel/consonant exchange run by Vanna White’s homely sister?

finger-picker - Posted - 01/25/2021:  16:52:51

Wasn’t that closed down last week for insufficient funds?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2021:  17:29:15

That’s pretty heartless isn’t it?

finger-picker - Posted - 01/25/2021:  17:56:46

Didn’t Vanna White call it in?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2021:  03:46:04

Is she working remotely?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/26/2021:  05:24:36

Is the rumor remotely true that Vanna Whites ugly sister is really her illegitimate daughter by Pat Sajak?

J e f f - Posted - 01/26/2021:  06:25:24

Isn't Pat Sajak a robot?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2021:  06:51:44

Wasn’t he made by Disney?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/26/2021:  07:18:10

Have you heard that his face is really a plastic mask?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2021:  07:56:51

Is that why he refuses to answer my calls?

J e f f - Posted - 01/26/2021:  08:35:40

Isn't that because he's tired of you calling at all hours of the day and just breathing hard?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2021:  08:46:01

That does get annoying after a while, doesn’t it?