Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/27/2022:  06:35:33

Isn’t it virtually impossible to eat a PITA while wrapped up in a straight jacket?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2022:  12:47:19

Couldn’t one devour such a food item akin to a grazing animal?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2022:  17:19:12

They manage to dine without hands don’t they?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/28/2022:  06:12:52

Isn’t it the opposable thumb issue that really matters?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2022:  10:30:09

Do you fret the 6th or 5th string with your opposable thumb, a la Merle Travis or Earl Scruggs?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/30/2022:  07:36:04

Isn’t that a requirement of a good banjo and guitar picker?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/02/2022:  15:01:35

Are the rules posted somewhere?

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/02/2022:  16:15:51

Where do we find somewhere?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/03/2022:  02:13:33

Isn’t “somewhere” located just over the rainbow?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/03/2022:  09:34:07

Is it possible to get past a rainbow by driving 160mph?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/03/2022:  15:38:51

Don’t you think the Leprechaun might report your speeding to the authorities?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/04/2022:  14:09:06

Don’t leprechauns eschew any attention from authorities?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/05/2022:  04:34:53

Are they afraid the IRS might find out about their pot(s) of gold?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/07/2022:  21:05:10

Could they also be charged with vagrancy?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/08/2022:  15:36:58

Do you think they also might be charged with Aggravated Aggravation?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/09/2022:  17:04:56

Is that a recently added bylaw?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/13/2022:  05:54:40

Haven’t the bylaws been amended or otherwise ameliorated to include recent exclusions?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/13/2022:  13:58:20

Is that a trick question?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/14/2022:  14:58:58

Isn’t it sometimes on college entrance quizzes?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/18/2022:  16:26:27

Are there quizzes at all college building entrances?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/26/2022:  13:19:53

Are there CliffsNotes available?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2022:  15:22:42

Doesn’t Cliff drink at Grim Jim’s?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/27/2022:  08:49:06

Could it be that Cliff get all of his technical information from the bar patrons at Grim Jim’s?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 11/27/2022 08:49:44

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2022:  11:06:27

Like how much weight a barstool will take?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/29/2022:  04:23:17

Do you think barstool questions should be on college exams?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2022:  19:43:35

Aren’t they a part of college life?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/30/2022:  05:18:54

Isn’t it true that life does not begin until after college?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2022:  11:12:35

You mean life’s cold slap in the face?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/30/2022:  11:43:24

Are you referring to getting a real job and paying back student loans for the next 40 years?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2022:  13:44:10

Have you read “The Rooster Bar” by John Grisham ?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/30/2022:  15:34:58

Is “The Rooster Bar” the barnyard version of Grim Jim’s?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2022:  20:38:57

Isn’t the barnyard version of Grim Jim’s run by Foghorn Leghorn?

youtu.be/HaOupYgcc2g

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/02/2022 20:45:07

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/05/2022:  07:36:31

Is Foghorns nemesis Barnyard Dawg the bartender?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2022:  11:41:31

Can he make a screwdriver?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/05/2022:  15:57:25

Didn’t he make a screwdriver and a sheet metal dustpan in 9th grade shop class? (like the rest of us)

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/05/2022 15:58:19

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2022:  20:56:45

Don’t Dawgs drink boilermakers?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/11/2022:  03:23:16

Remember the dog who walked into a tavern with a bandaged foot and told the bartender he was looking for the man that shot his paw?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2022:  16:02:00

How could I forget?

grandpafive - Posted - 12/30/2022:  20:48:30

Don't You remember?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/01/2023:  06:32:45

Are you forgetting to remember, or remembering to forget?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2023:  15:35:58

Can one actually force forgetfulness?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/02/2023:  05:45:05

Would that be like a laxative for the brain?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2023:  20:25:09

Is that what Pat Sajac gives his contestants?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/05/2023:  08:22:21

Doesn't he give them money?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/05/2023:  09:55:25

Did you hear about the pirate that was a contestant on Wheel Of Fortune and wanted to buy an I ?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2023:  11:48:57

Was he a constant loser at spelling bees ?

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2023:  12:09:47

How hard is it to spell bee?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/05/2023:  16:16:45

Haven't you heard the buzz around town about about the bee that can spell?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/05/2023 16:19:15

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2023:  17:04:06

You mean there is some scandalous pollination going on?