chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2020:  11:50:39

Have you ever asked one?..and furthermore, why did it cross the road?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2020:  03:40:31

Did it make it across?

DC5 - Posted - 04/17/2020:  05:26:49

Was he in a crosswalk?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2020:  05:37:03

Did he wait for the crossing light?

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/17/2020:  08:21:42

are we light years ahead by now?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2020:  08:53:15

I can’t remember the last light year, can you?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2020:  09:00:47

How do you know it’s the last one?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 04/17/2020:  11:52:18

Is someone implying that light years have become extinct?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2020:  12:39:40

It sort of sounds like that doesn’t it?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 04/17/2020:  14:09:32

Are we intentionally being kept in the dark regarding this occurrence?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2020:  14:11:13

Dost thou not possess a candle?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 04/17/2020:  14:14:13

I'm not sure... can I borrow your flashlight (torch) so I can check?

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/17/2020:  17:24:49

are the batteries still charged up in it?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2020:  03:24:51

How do you know they’re rechargeable batteries?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 04/18/2020:  04:46:04

If not, does that mean they can only be purchased with cash?

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/18/2020:  04:52:42

What about coins and other forms of barter?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 04/18/2020:  05:44:51

How many forms must be filled out to barter?

DC5 - Posted - 04/18/2020:  06:17:36

Does formal bartering require renting a tuxedo?

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/18/2020:  06:27:25

How much are tuxedo's these days?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2020:  07:30:28

Aren’t they in the budget bins due to low demand?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2020:  10:04:34

Is that a formal complaint?

DC5 - Posted - 04/19/2020:  06:44:15

Are there informal complaints?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2020:  08:21:43

Why not?

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/19/2020:  11:58:12

because its in the rules, is it not?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2020:  13:40:50

There are rules?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2020:  14:10:22

Why should we let the inmates run the asylum?

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/19/2020:  16:18:23

do they ever play by the rules? and if so, whose rules?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2020:  17:09:05

Again I ask, there are rules?!?

DC5 - Posted - 04/20/2020:  04:39:43

Would a folding 6 foot rule help?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2020:  04:41:40

What is the significance of 6 feet ?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2020:  05:24:54

Are they six of one, half a dozen of the other?

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/20/2020:  08:14:33

how about a baker's dozen?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2020:  08:32:00

A dozen of what?

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/20/2020:  12:09:06

Baker's didn't I say

DC5 - Posted - 04/20/2020:  14:15:43

Did you forget to include the question mark?

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/20/2020:  14:19:41

it does seem that way doesn't it ?

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/20/2020:  16:44:25

Did you lose it in the couch?

Edited by - TheLastWord on 04/20/2020 16:44:56

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2020:  17:26:33

Don’t you mean sofa or chesterfield?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 04/20/2020:  18:10:27

Does the question mark in question smoke Chesterfields?

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/20/2020:  18:28:21

actually I heard he smoked Camel's, didn't he?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2020:  18:46:46

Is a camel hard to light?

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/20/2020:  18:52:12

Not really , have not you ever lit one?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2020:  03:05:47

Why would you want to burn a camel?

DC5 - Posted - 04/21/2020:  05:36:52

Was it because you got spit on?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2020:  08:08:09

Do camels have phlegm issues or something?

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/21/2020:  08:32:54

why so many camel questions, are you looking to buy one?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2020:  14:19:42

Do you think they would prefer a dromedary?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2020:  14:22:50

What if I was planning a trip to the Sahara Desert?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/21/2020 14:23:29

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2020:  14:26:20

Are you planning to join the French Foreign Legion?