jistgreg - Posted - 11/15/2014:  06:53:59

Or Hopaschlong Cassidy? 

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2014:  07:30:32

Why is he hoppoing along?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/15/2014:  16:07:07

is t that pretty simple

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/15/2014:  19:53:36

Pretty simple? Is there an ugly simple?

jistgreg - Posted - 11/16/2014:  00:50:56

Has that anything to do with coyote ugly? 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/16/2014:  03:12:44

Don't know. What is coyote ugly?

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/16/2014:  03:44:13

Is it a situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening?

jistgreg - Posted - 11/16/2014:  03:57:38

Now, isn't that a good question? 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/16/2014:  08:43:17

Is that what happened to the one-armed man in that Kimble was looking for?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/16/2014:  15:58:58

is that all that fell off

jistgreg - Posted - 11/16/2014:  19:17:59

Didn't Happy Days' ratings fall off after Fonzie jumped the shark? 

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/17/2014:  04:02:46

Fonzie jumped on a shark?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2014:  06:17:06

Did you miss that episode?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/17/2014:  07:06:49

Are you sure it wasn't a pool shark that he jumped?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/17/2014 07:07:30

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2014:  07:48:41

Can you give us a cue?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/17/2014:  08:38:10

Yes,,but why would you need one?

jistgreg - Posted - 11/17/2014:  09:19:36

You mean a cue like, "I hear him coming. Let's withdraw, my lord"? 

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2014:  14:02:45

Can I stick with my cue?

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/17/2014:  16:55:57

Should we cue the lights?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/17/2014:  17:05:27

Ok now -can we do this?- everybody on cue:"Where is my lost shaker of salt?"

jistgreg - Posted - 11/17/2014:  17:12:30

Shall I be made a soft and dull-eyed fool,

To shake the salt, relent, and sigh, and yield

To Christian intercessors? 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/18/2014:  02:59:23

Why not?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/18/2014:  04:54:49

can you put salt an a sharks tail

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2014:  05:50:22

Are you making soup?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/18/2014:  06:38:12

Do you have any shark broth?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2014:  07:17:11

Why, would you like to borrow some?

jistgreg - Posted - 11/18/2014:  10:04:51

Now, sir, did not young Fortinbras,

Of unimproved mettle hot and full,

In the skirts of Norway, here and there,

Shark up a list of lawless resolutes,

For food and diet...? 

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2014:  10:19:05

Are you expecting me to take the bait on that one?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/18/2014:  11:07:03

Do you know I'll be waiting with bated breath?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/18/2014 11:08:27

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2014:  11:31:36

You have worms in your mouth?

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/18/2014:  17:27:29

Gummy worms?

jistgreg - Posted - 11/18/2014:  18:29:16

Gentlemen, does it become us, worms as we are, to meddle with the decrees of Heaven? 

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2014:  03:12:51

Who are you calling worms?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2014:  04:13:52

Can't you just give him some?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2014:  07:04:44

Give a bookworm some worms?

jistgreg - Posted - 11/19/2014:  10:53:53

Would it still be well if each bookworm would provide himself with a few guide-books, a Bible, and some standard works of travel? 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2014:  13:47:22

Forsooth, fourtooth, and FORE! - you reckon the 19th hole is open?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2014:  15:20:06

How many gospel preachers are on this forum?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/19/2014:  17:07:18

why

jistgreg - Posted - 11/19/2014:  20:10:05

If a preacher could stand living in a whale's belly for three days, could a lawyer stand it five? 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2014:  20:18:22

Perhaps he would be out for the ten count?

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/20/2014:  03:59:49

Wouldn't a chainsaw be a lot easier?

jistgreg - Posted - 11/20/2014:  04:30:24

Do you pick a banjo, or do you saw away at the fiddle? 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/20/2014:  10:10:25

Did you know the banjo and the fiddle are so bad they
don't even make for good firewood?

MWBailey - Posted - 11/20/2014:  11:21:29

Do you bite your fiddle at me, sir?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2014:  12:03:44

Isn't that kind of personal?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2014:  13:04:03

Are there heavy metal fiddlers?

jistgreg - Posted - 11/20/2014:  13:07:30

Aarrr there heavy sea chanteys in heavy seas? 

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2014:  13:20:06

Can you see my house from there?