Omeboy - Posted - 08/02/2022:  20:40:31

Didn't he once work as a door-to-door lawn mower salesman at the Arctic Circle?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2022:  03:00:41

Wasn’t he supplementing that with selling ice cubes to Inuits?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/03/2022:  06:30:00

Would his magnetic personality make him a good salesman?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2022:  07:11:17

Does he suffer from a bipolar condition?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/03/2022 07:13:01

Omeboy - Posted - 08/03/2022:  11:32:19

Would that explain why he went to Alaska to hunt bi-polar bears?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2022:  15:25:33

Are the polar bears in therapy?

Omeboy - Posted - 08/03/2022:  15:41:13

Didn't his last psychotherapist quit in frustration and become a bowling alley waitress?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/03/2022:  16:14:39

Did she enjoy the sound of balls slamming into wood?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2022:  17:02:35

That sounds painful doesn’t it?

Omeboy - Posted - 08/03/2022:  17:49:26

Isn't there a chapter about that in the book, "Groin Injuries For Dummies?"

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2022:  21:36:09

Does the book define “dummies”, perchance?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2022:  02:22:04

Isn’t that covered in “Defining Dummies For Dummies”?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/04/2022:  09:04:57

Would the author of the “Dummies for Dummies” books possibly be Charlie McCarthy, or perhaps Mortimer Snerd?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 08/04/2022 09:05:48

Omeboy - Posted - 08/04/2022:  14:16:28

Didn't the law firm of "McCarthy and Snerd" specialize in groin injury cases?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2022:  14:21:58

Wasn’t that the law firm of Odum & Scrotum?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/04/2022:  14:55:30

Is it true that “McCarthy and Snerd” were sporting some serious wood?

Omeboy - Posted - 08/04/2022:  16:35:47

Didn't I read some where that McCarthy died of Dutch Elm Disease and Snerd was kidnapped by a termite colony and never seen again???

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/04/2022:  17:42:49

Don’t you feel that your going out on a limb sharing sappy information like that?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2022:  09:14:43

Is it a “coulda, shoulda, wooda “ scenario?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/05/2022:  13:32:55

Doesn’t this whole conversation make you want to Dummy up?

Omeboy - Posted - 08/05/2022:  15:57:19

Or maybe more like..... throw up?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2022:  16:16:36

Doesn’t Eric have rules against vomiting ?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/06/2022:  04:00:43

Should we contact the BHO Sickness Procedural Committee?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2022:  06:35:11

What have we got to lose?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/06/2022:  13:45:16

Could they put us on their $h!t list for asking too many questions?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2022:  14:09:40

Does anyone know the upper limit regarding question quantities?

Omeboy - Posted - 08/06/2022:  18:39:03

Doesn't it seem queer (without qualifications) to question the quantification of an un-quantifiable quotient of questions? Could even infinitely inverse quantum quarry such a quantity? Doesn't such a quixotic quagmire make you quake? Perhaps such quarrels should be quarantined?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2022:  18:46:44

A master of quotable quotes, don’t you think?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/07/2022:  04:38:44

Would you believe OB took the words right out of my mouth? (That is, with the exception of my thoughts on Squirrels quarantined in quadrants of Qatar quietly quelling the quackery of quacksalvers using quaaludes.)

Omeboy - Posted - 08/07/2022:  10:16:35

To even suggest that such loquacious linguistics are laconic shows a laxity of logic looming on lunacy. Isn't such lugubrious intellectual lethargy lethal?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2022:  10:30:29

Is all this wordsmithing not just a smokescreen for the real issues at hand?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2022:  11:35:02

Which hand?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/07/2022:  12:42:29

Is it one if the hands you use when clapping?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2022:  13:58:04

How would I hold my cocktail?

Omeboy - Posted - 08/07/2022:  15:02:58

Isn't scratch'en your butt with your pistol kind of dangerous???

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2022:  21:02:17

Haven’t you conflated the anatomical features of the Homo sapiens?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2022:  03:45:21

Do you mean “conflate” in the sense of bringing together?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/08/2022:  10:14:42

Or do you mean "confluent" in the sense of flowing together to become one, but over the passage of time?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 08/08/2022 10:16:11

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2022:  11:06:17

How much time do we have?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2022:  12:31:40

Isn’t time on our side?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/08/2022:  15:09:38

Who’s side are you on?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2022:  17:17:33

The other side?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2022:  18:18:08

Is the other side the dark side?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2022:  03:33:11

What if we’re already on the dark side?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/09/2022:  04:34:36

Aren’t banjo players automatically considered to be on the dark side?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2022:  06:30:36

Who , pray tell, does the ‘considering’ ?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/09/2022:  08:30:28

Might that be; most anyone who does not aspire to play the banjo?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 08/09/2022 08:30:47

Omeboy - Posted - 08/09/2022:  11:10:13

Isn't a lack of interest in the banjo considered to be a "sign of genius?" (Especially in Appalachian children?)

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2022:  11:29:45

In what endeavours do most of those genius children engage then?