jistgreg - Posted - 12/09/2014:  20:07:24

So we should sing 

Rudolph, the Gold-Toothed Reindeer 

Had a very shiny tooth 

And if you ever saw it 

You would lay off the vermouth! 

? 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2014:  05:21:08

What about Scotch?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2014:  08:13:45

Isn't Scotch only for lonely kilted Highlanders?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/10/2014:  09:52:33

Isn't Lapin Kulta only for lonely, furry Laplanders? 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2014:  10:36:05

Are you lapping up the beer?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2014:  02:51:23

Can he help himself?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2014:  03:13:39

Doesn't he look beyond help?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2014:  07:15:22

But aren't looks deceiving?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2014:  07:30:18

Is that why you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2014:  07:52:51

Will a judge throw the book at you without its cover?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2014:  10:56:28

Would you still be bound by it if he did?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/11/2014:  11:26:45

Aren't bananas binding? 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2014:  12:32:40

Is there something appealing about that for you?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2014:  12:49:11

Are you interested in starting a "Banana A-Peeling Peel-Off Competition"?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/11/2014:  13:40:50

Doesn't that lead to a slippery slope? 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/11/2014:  16:10:01

wouldn't ha ski slope be better

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2014:  06:57:24

Doesn't skiing have its ups and downs?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2014:  08:20:48

Why- are there uphill skiers ?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/12/2014:  09:51:07

Does this image

  ring any bells? 

Edited by - jistgreg on 12/12/2014 09:59:11

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2014:  13:44:07

Is it the logo of a bell choir?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/12/2014:  14:03:52

European or American?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2014:  14:05:19

Are we talking bell choirs or automobiles?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2014:  15:41:38

Isn't a BelAir an American Chevy, and a Belle Époque a French auto?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2014:  16:35:59

Wasn't the Belle Époque an era?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2014:  18:30:10

10-4,, époque = epoch. , maybe it was the Belle Vie camper.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/12/2014:  20:22:29

what kind of a camper was it

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2014:  03:25:05

Maybe a Win-a-bag-o?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2014:  07:36:01

Are we going on a road trip?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2014:  08:51:09

To Lake Winnebago in Wisconsin,where men are men ,and all the fish are above average?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/13/2014:  09:24:22

Do you mean the fish are above The Average White Band? 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2014:  10:19:54

Do I sense something fishy going on here?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/13/2014:  15:37:32

why did you get that idea

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/14/2014:  11:38:53

Maybe he was fishing in Paint Crick??

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/14/2014:  13:16:45

do tell

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2014:  13:55:44

Are you telling us your secrets again?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2014:  15:13:07

If we all know, is it still a secret?

MWBailey - Posted - 12/14/2014:  17:29:51

If the men are men, does mean that the fish are nervous?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/15/2014:  04:05:42

Why would the fish be nervous?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2014:  06:49:45

Afraid to get the hook?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/15/2014:  13:02:19

What is this, Maj. Bowes' Amateur Hour? 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2014:  13:06:21

I remember Ted Mack,but who is Maj. Bowes?

dmiller - Posted - 12/15/2014:  13:38:14

Wasn't Bowes promoted to major when he left the minors?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2014:  14:05:37

Is this a private conversation?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/15/2014:  14:33:16

why, you want in

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2014:  21:14:14

Want in where?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/16/2014:  03:39:36

Wasn't Ted's sponser Old Gold cigaretts??

"NOT A COUGH IN A CAR LOAD"

Edited by - banjoscotty on 12/16/2014 03:40:47

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2014:  05:29:11

Didn't Babe Ruth endorse Old Gold?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/16/2014:  08:28:20

Who endorsed Baby Ruth? 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2014:  10:18:36

Someone with a sweet tooth?