chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2023:  16:25:05

Are they prone to “red with rage” syndrome?

DC5 - Posted - 04/30/2023:  06:03:03

Do you get that from eating red tide clams?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/30/2023:  08:44:02

Don’t Rednecks grow their own clams in the kid’s dirty, scummy backyard swimming pool?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/30/2023 08:46:42

DC5 - Posted - 04/30/2023:  12:08:40

Is that some kind of redneck bouillabaisse?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/30/2023:  15:18:27

In this case wouldn’t it be more accurate to just call it swimming pool stew?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/30/2023:  16:25:19

Aren’t the clams offended?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/01/2023:  04:53:11

Haven’t you noticed all the clams have clammed up and aren’t saying a word?

DC5 - Posted - 05/01/2023:  05:56:12

Do they need a lawyer?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2023:  11:21:56

Do lawyers get paid in clams?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/01/2023 11:27:46

DC5 - Posted - 05/01/2023:  13:03:24

Does it depend on if they work for a shell corporation?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/01/2023:  15:51:02

Would Shell Oil Company be considered a shell corporation?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2023:  17:54:43

Haven’t you ever paid for gas with clams at one of their filling stations ?

DC5 - Posted - 05/02/2023:  05:39:12

Aren't clam shells called wampum?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/02/2023:  07:24:58

How many (much) wampum did it take to buy a beaver pelt?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2023:  11:03:00

Are you talking like in the red light district?

DC5 - Posted - 05/03/2023:  05:38:28

Is there a green light district?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/03/2023:  16:05:00

Isn’t the Red Light District where you go to get the green light?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2023:  16:40:15

Dost thou speak figuratively?

DC5 - Posted - 05/04/2023:  06:15:04

Dost thou speak Elizabethan?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/04/2023:  06:52:03

Isn’t it apparent that I’m not actually speaking verbally but I am typing the English language?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/04/2023 06:53:54

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2023:  07:51:12

Is apparent akin to “ a parent” ?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/04/2023:  15:46:21

If apparent is a kin to a parent would that mean they are related?

DC5 - Posted - 05/05/2023:  05:31:10

Could he be his own grandpa?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/05/2023:  08:01:54

Would that depend upon State they live in?

DC5 - Posted - 05/06/2023:  05:00:46

What if they're in a country that doesn't have states?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/06/2023:  08:24:05

If that’s the case, couldn’t they state which country?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2023:  08:55:16

Is that a trick question?

DC5 - Posted - 05/06/2023:  10:16:23

Does it deserve a trick answer?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2023:  12:32:12

Don’t all our questions and answers have hidden meanings?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/06/2023:  17:47:53

What’s that supposed to mean?

DC5 - Posted - 05/07/2023:  05:54:52

Does everything have to have a meaning?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2023:  07:19:28

Shouldn’t even silence have meaning?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/07/2023:  10:38:02

Where in todays world can silence be found?

DC5 - Posted - 05/07/2023:  11:07:41

Is there any true silence?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2023:  16:19:28

Haven’t you ever visited the public library at Downcast & Coffin where Mrs. Sturnpans rules with an iron fist to maintain silence?

DC5 - Posted - 05/08/2023:  08:51:55

Can you play banjo with an iron fist?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/08/2023:  13:41:25

Do you need a Warren Yates 'Skillet Head' banjo for that?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/08/2023 13:42:59

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2023:  15:25:30

Does that Yates banjo double as an implement for frying bacon?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/09/2023:  12:45:08

Don’t-cha think maybe you could get your bacon fried easier if you showed up with, and played an accordion at a banjo camp!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2023:  09:44:46

Are banjo camps that welcome accordionists legal in your neck of the woods?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/12/2023:  13:40:41

Would you believe that in Minnesota accordionists outnumber banjoists at least 20 to one?

DC5 - Posted - 05/13/2023:  04:54:33

If I didn't believe it, would the numbers change?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/13/2023:  06:26:46

Isn’t it common knowledge that people don’t like change?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2023:  08:14:12

Are buskers adverse to change?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/13/2023:  12:37:31

Aren’t buskers pretty resilient in general?

DC5 - Posted - 05/16/2023:  04:45:53

Do they play outdoors in the rain?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/16/2023:  07:22:17

Don't they own umbrellas for such occasions?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/16/2023 07:23:43

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2023:  22:56:16

Does their monkey mascot who holds the tin cup hold the aforementioned umbrella?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/19/2023:  17:57:50

Don’t monkeys usually have their own umbrellas to hold?