chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2019:  08:32:58

caress and massage the

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2019:  12:23:57

suppurating wounds with lineament

DC5 - Posted - 03/15/2019:  10:10:01

that was meant for

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2019:  10:34:15

old broken-down race horses

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2019:  11:36:57

, too tired to run

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 03/15/2019:  13:14:28

guns to Pancho's villa

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2019:  15:07:47

where hombres guzzle tequila

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2019:  08:32:15

and plan their next

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/16/2019:  15:17:06

heist. Pedro and Poncho

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2019:  15:19:59

tripped over a serape

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2019:  17:09:48

and ended face down

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/16/2019:  17:33:49

in a wagon rut

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2019:  18:36:54

filled with foul, putrid

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2019:  19:08:27

burro vomit that Poncho

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/17/2019:  04:46:43

mistook for chocolate pudding

Edited by - TheLastWord on 03/17/2019 04:47:10

DC5 - Posted - 03/17/2019:  07:23:26

. "Anybody got any whipped-cream?"

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2019:  08:11:44

Poncho asked the senorita

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 03/17/2019:  09:05:17

at the vegan groceria

DC5 - Posted - 03/17/2019:  13:56:42

who reminded him of

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/18/2019:  02:06:05

his uncle Ted before

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2019:  04:04:44

Aunt Helen became dogcatcher

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2019:  08:05:04

and started chasing the

DC5 - Posted - 03/18/2019:  10:00:25

kids off her lawn

janolov - Posted - 03/19/2019:  01:26:17

so they ran over

DC5 - Posted - 03/19/2019:  06:01:49

her petunia bed with

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2019:  06:43:33

absolutely no compunction whatsoever

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2019:  07:14:55

and left flowers strewn

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2019:  22:49:04

on gravesites of botanists

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2019:  08:09:05

where they quickly withered

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2019:  09:01:00

,leaving botany students aghast

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2019:  10:40:06

at the wanton destruction

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2019:  11:33:38

decried by honey bees

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2019:  11:51:41

and studied by scientists

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2019:  14:02:45

to ascertain fruitless pollination

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2019:  03:50:19

, a potentially fruitless endeavo(u)r

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2019:  04:52:54

in the Quebec hinterlands

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2019:  06:08:00

where anglophones fear to

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2019:  08:45:14

to sing “O Canada”

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/23/2019 08:47:39

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2019:  10:12:23

or say “good day”

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/24/2019:  10:49:23

to the Canadian Mounties

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2019:  10:53:33

as they escort you

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2019:  03:28:39

to be strip searched

janolov - Posted - 03/26/2019:  00:14:27

as they are looking

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2019:  03:17:09

cheap thrills at your

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/26/2019:  04:16:51

birthday party. Officer Forkhammer

DC5 - Posted - 03/26/2019:  04:35:23

became suspicious when the

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2019:  05:01:36

outer extremities became polarized

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2019:  18:50:28

and turned a weird

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/27/2019:  03:47:48

shade of purple and