chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2019:  19:20:21

English-as-a-Second-Language schools where detentions

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2019:  03:24:12

are called siestas and

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/02/2019:  04:02:53

usually painted a bright

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2019:  06:10:18

collage of Omeboy-like colo(u)rs

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/02/2019:  06:30:04

Like gray, black and

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2019:  08:06:31

a veritable rainbow of

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DC5 - Posted - 07/02/2019:  09:27:26

chartreuse and mauve blends

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2019:  10:09:54

that match trendy shoelaces

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/02/2019:  11:43:55

Purchased solely for the

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2019:  14:29:45

purpose of obscure jokes

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/03/2019:  04:12:49

that even Seinfeld rejected

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2019:  04:56:15

he being the master

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/03/2019:  06:52:44

of noticing everyday trivialities

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/03/2019:  09:17:22

And giant paychecks for

thunderfan - Posted - 07/03/2019:  09:40:03

driving celebrities with coffee

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2019:  10:09:58

in his vintage sportscars

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/03/2019:  10:37:43

with troublesome dual carbs

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/03/2019:  13:39:59

And thread bare tires

DC5 - Posted - 07/03/2019:  18:40:43

on wire rims that

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2019:  04:21:26

are difficult to clean

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2019:  05:53:35

using Brillo soap pads

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/04/2019:  06:09:59

or Aunt Helen's toothbrush

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2019:  07:09:10

which she keeps next

DC5 - Posted - 07/04/2019:  07:47:03

to the glass with

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2019:  07:52:37

her store-bought false teeth

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2019:  12:14:17

which are too large

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/05/2019:  11:05:42

resulting in buck teeth

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2019:  03:08:15

that resemble Bucky Beaver

DC5 - Posted - 07/06/2019:  04:32:48

, the lead singer of

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/06/2019:  04:37:17

several failed garage bands

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2019:  04:50:05

that entertained garage sales

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2019:  09:10:36

and auto repair clinics

DC5 - Posted - 07/06/2019:  14:05:57

throughout the tri-county area

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2019:  14:16:02

including Rykers Island dates

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/06/2019:  14:43:43

, playing to captive audiences

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2019:  17:08:28

with a repertoire specifically

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2019:  18:01:34

aimed at ten-time losers

DC5 - Posted - 07/07/2019:  05:19:21

whose conjugal visits consist

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/07/2019:  10:30:49

Of twinkies , and some

DC5 - Posted - 07/07/2019:  11:01:32

peppermint flavored whipped cream

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2019:  11:14:36

for the post-whipping afterglow

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2019:  03:41:07

which leaves them with

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/10/2019:  03:57:43

little hope of ever

DC5 - Posted - 07/10/2019:  04:08:42

locating the lost mine

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2019:  08:15:35

that Klondike Karl claimed

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2019:  13:06:29

he found just outside

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/10/2019:  14:46:22

his backdoor, under a

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2019:  14:49:41

doghouse built by Snoopy

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2019:  16:07:24

which was filled with