Craig_B - Posted - 06/17/2018:  04:34:17

. Until the day he

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2018:  07:26:13

phoned his sawbones to

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/17/2018:  08:15:03

complain about the corned

SpaceRanger - Posted - 06/17/2018:  09:14:41

beef sandwich in his

DC5 - Posted - 06/17/2018:  10:41:09

knapsack which was left

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2018:  10:47:09

there by lowdown terrorists

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2018:  10:30:20

who use lethal sandwiches

DC5 - Posted - 06/19/2018:  14:34:16

with wasabi and embedded

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2018:  14:48:16

jalapeños soaked in brine

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/19/2018:  14:53:21

to keep the raccoons

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2018:  18:30:51

from overrunning the neighborhood

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2018:  18:46:11

and driving woodpeckers nuts

SpaceRanger - Posted - 06/19/2018:  19:03:06

The woodpeckers retaliated by

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2018:  03:10:31

making raccoon voodoo dolls

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/20/2018:  03:59:31

and life size wooden

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2018:  05:31:18

leg-hold traps to eliminate

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2018:  11:08:37

any doubt about their

SpaceRanger - Posted - 06/20/2018:  11:31:14

malevolent intent to conquer

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2018:  12:54:10

all fauna and flora

DC5 - Posted - 06/20/2018:  13:59:51

and drill holes into

mike gregory - Posted - 06/20/2018:  14:01:28

other cheeses than Swiss

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2018:  17:42:05

thereby rendering them inedible

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2018:  17:49:13

like holes in donuts

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2018:  17:57:33

which have no nutritional

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/21/2018:  15:08:38

value, but offer a

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2018:  16:26:06

stomach-filling placebo effect

SpaceRanger - Posted - 06/21/2018:  17:47:01

that satisfied but contains

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2018:  03:37:52

absolutely nothing even remotely

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2018:  05:16:49

comparable to beef steak

DC5 - Posted - 06/22/2018:  05:33:52

jerky or those tiny

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2018:  05:36:07

sandwiches with no crusts

SpaceRanger - Posted - 06/22/2018:  05:44:26

which, as we know,

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2018:  05:55:43

are for ladies auxiliaries

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2018:  08:06:59

and fancy receptions hosted

DC5 - Posted - 06/22/2018:  13:04:36

by spouses of wealthy

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2018:  13:12:57

, but scarce, banjo players

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/22/2018:  19:25:56

from Boston. The small

SpaceRanger - Posted - 06/22/2018:  19:32:24

-minded fans of disco

DC5 - Posted - 06/23/2018:  05:09:53

with torches in hand

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2018:  06:04:19

and pitchforks ready to

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2018:  08:14:29

puncture calf skin heads

DC5 - Posted - 06/23/2018:  10:26:41

and torch Mylar heads

SpaceRanger - Posted - 06/23/2018:  13:10:16

are not partial to

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2018:  13:49:12

banjoists’ goofy gap-toothed smiles

SpaceRanger - Posted - 06/23/2018:  13:58:27

and rhythmic foot tapping

DC5 - Posted - 06/23/2018:  16:19:04

and accenting down beats

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2018:  16:27:47

with whoops and cackles

SpaceRanger - Posted - 06/23/2018:  17:04:04

while madly finger picking

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/24/2018:  03:30:48

their noses while singing