grandpafive - Posted - 12/12/2019:  09:47:35

"Sandys super sandwich service"

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2019:  09:50:43

which sources their fillings

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2019:  14:23:56

Karl’s Kut-Rayt Kielbasa Kithchens

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2019:  14:33:05

where health inspectors fear

grandpafive - Posted - 12/12/2019:  18:00:24

Karl, and rightly so

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2019:  22:26:33

because his meat cleaver

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2019:  03:48:15

is razor sharp and

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/13/2019:  04:03:11

hung by the chimney

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 12/13/2019:  04:10:01

beside his Christmas stocking

DC5 - Posted - 12/13/2019:  05:44:25

filled with sausage casings

grandpafive - Posted - 12/13/2019:  08:45:57

soon to be stuffed

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2019:  09:03:06

with Geraldo’s body parts

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2019:  10:40:02

and liberally spiced with

grandpafive - Posted - 12/13/2019:  16:45:50

Transylvanian mountain grown roasted

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2019:  03:06:39

pine nuts, which have

DC5 - Posted - 12/14/2019:  06:38:43

high linoleic acid content

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2019:  06:43:52

as opposed to LSD

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2019:  08:30:13

which effectively treats migraines

grandpafive - Posted - 12/14/2019:  13:07:33

that may occur because

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2019:  14:28:59

of the tension caused

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2019:  14:30:30

by laying outdated linoleum

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2019:  14:40:43

and smelling the fumes

grandpafive - Posted - 12/14/2019:  17:10:42

which were quite overpwering

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2019:  18:07:33

but oddly intoxicating causing

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2019:  18:19:45

visions of sugar plums

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2019:  18:46:04

to dance in their

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 12/15/2019:  03:58:57

upcoming TV comedy series

DC5 - Posted - 12/15/2019:  05:31:41

featuring Tom and Dick

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2019:  09:31:14

Smothers, who were popular

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2019:  10:20:14

with the granola crowd

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2019:  14:27:53

and stoner activists with

DC5 - Posted - 12/15/2019:  17:45:49

harmonicas and jaw harps

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2019:  20:26:32

who protest lawn watering

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2019:  03:26:12

erroneously thinking that saving

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 12/16/2019:  03:48:30

for a college education

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2019:  03:50:23

will result in a

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 12/16/2019:  04:26:35

(n) audit from the IRS

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/16/2019:  04:33:02

causing some to relocate

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2019:  06:35:37

to remote Pacific islands

DC5 - Posted - 12/16/2019:  06:46:04

that are sinking due

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2019:  06:56:55

faulty foundation design and

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/16/2019:  14:21:05

cattle methane-producing glowball warming

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2019:  18:11:23

which is causing alarming

grandpafive - Posted - 12/16/2019:  22:02:53

hordes of half-naked vaudevillians

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2019:  03:39:16

to run across the

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/17/2019:  04:15:16

equatorial divide with gusto

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2019:  05:04:22

carrying a large banner

DC5 - Posted - 12/17/2019:  05:14:08

that reads "Down with

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/17/2019:  05:45:07

monsoons, typhoons, and tycoons

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/17/2019 05:45:29