KyBanjo - Posted - 01/07/2020:  13:16:27

from soggy cigar butts

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2020:  13:18:34

from the mayor’s negligence

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/07/2020:  13:24:26

of removing from urinals

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2020:  13:40:13

the soggy cigarette butts

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2020:  13:44:10

that don't light easily

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OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2020:  17:18:20

but are better than

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2020:  20:36:44

jonesing for more nicotine

grandpafive - Posted - 01/07/2020:  20:56:20

than patches can provide

DC5 - Posted - 01/08/2020:  06:14:33

so reluctantly they try

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2020:  09:25:54

drying them under dryers

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/08/2020:  09:49:29

only to find out

DC5 - Posted - 01/08/2020:  10:35:06

the power was cut

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2020:  11:05:06

because the bill hadn’t

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2020:  11:14:16

been retrieved from the

grandpafive - Posted - 01/08/2020:  11:16:17

paper towel holder located

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2020:  14:59:48

just out of reach

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2020:  16:29:53

of height-challenged coal miners

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/08/2020:  18:11:21

whom worked many days

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/08/2020:  18:12:44

in Kentucky coal mines

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2020:  02:49:12

toiling long hours with

DC5 - Posted - 01/09/2020:  06:17:09

no sunlight causing vision

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2020:  07:13:50

strain and pallid complexions

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2020:  09:42:43

making them unfit for

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2020:  11:37:51

gigs as swimsuit models

DC5 - Posted - 01/09/2020:  12:23:05

or Farmers Almanac Centerfolds

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2020:  13:50:21

which are popular with

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2020:  15:02:33

all back forty toilers

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/09/2020:  16:44:33

all the redneck hillbillies

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2020:  02:41:10

we’re completely indifferent to

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 01/10/2020:  03:48:29

tea prices in China

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2020:  04:14:37

because we normally don’t

DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2020:  06:04:11

drink tea and prefer

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2020:  06:19:42

consuming locally sourced beverages

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/10/2020:  08:16:21

like well age bourbon

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2020:  09:56:12

that will displease wives

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/10/2020:  10:19:25

and unknown girlfriends plus

DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2020:  16:25:46

cause tremendous hangovers when

grandpafive - Posted - 01/10/2020:  16:39:56

consumed with a funnel

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2020:  16:48:16

and an irrigation pump

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/10/2020:  18:02:39

connected to a P.T.O.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2020:  03:12:17

on a vintage Massey-Ferguson

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2020:  10:05:59

with weathered peeling paint

Rossanne - Posted - 01/11/2020:  11:02:07

Van Gosh decided to...

DC5 - Posted - 01/11/2020:  15:09:20

cut off his ear

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2020:  17:48:38

to impress his favorite

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2020:  18:50:27

tarbender at Rembrandt’s Pub

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2020:  19:09:05

where the wine flowed

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/12/2020:  04:16:45

and the drunkards danced

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2020:  05:38:18

while, in the corner,