Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/17/2021:  04:54:30

, six pair for $1

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2021:  08:31:38

; 10 pair for $0.75

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/17/2021:  10:15:40

which seemed rather cheap

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2021:  03:05:08

considering they usually cost

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/18/2021:  07:23:05

much more than advertised

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2021:  08:52:39

on weekly flyers delivered

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/18/2021:  11:42:59

to my old address

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2021:  12:51:10

which my ex-wife doesn’t

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/18/2021:  14:27:45

look there very often

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2021:  17:58:33

because her jealous boyfriend

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2021:  03:28:28

thinks she’s still attracted

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/19/2021:  08:11:32

to my studly masculinity

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2021:  08:18:10

since his wimpy physique

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/19/2021:  10:41:00

doesn't amount to anything

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/20/2021:  17:41:43

. Jimmy’s Lunch now serves

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2021:  02:49:12

banjo players if they

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2021:  08:14:46

played on Lawrence Welk

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/21/2021:  14:07:47

with Bobby and Cissy

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/21/2021:  17:17:03

during the mid sixties

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2021:  03:46:10

swatting away errant bubbles

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2021:  06:38:25

from Dubbel Bubbel gum

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2021:  06:55:47

which tastes surprisingly like

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2021:  07:05:20

washing machine soap bubbles

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/22/2021:  09:51:00

made by Eskimo’s washing

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2021:  17:36:28

sealskin anoraks and leggings

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/22/2021:  18:05:12

in Tide because it’s

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2021:  19:08:47

mushed in on dogsled

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2021:  03:15:00

musher’s clothing covered in

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/23/2021:  10:49:03

slightly frozen but warm

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2021:  14:06:32

and runny dog feces

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2021:  14:32:29

that Tide won’t eliminate

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2021:  16:52:17

regardless of water temperature

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/23/2021:  23:24:28

. This caused a sudden

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/24/2021:  03:05:11

devaluation of local currency

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 06/24/2021 03:06:13

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2021:  03:56:46

which panicked day traders

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/24/2021:  05:43:30

who began jumping off

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/24/2021:  10:20:38

desk tops and landing

J e f f - Posted - 06/24/2021:  10:24:34

in large piles of

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/24/2021:  10:26:32

shredded confetti that was

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/24/2021:  10:32:19

once a secretary’s brassiere

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/24/2021:  11:20:19

and discarded during celebrations

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2021:  18:00:25

in a moment of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/25/2021:  06:27:29

lustful, passionate, wanton desire 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 06/25/2021 06:29:48

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2021:  06:58:37

abhorred by church ladies

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/25/2021:  10:23:12

with the blue hair

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2021:  10:32:59

and excessively strong perfume

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/25/2021:  17:20:57

that reeks so badly

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2021:  03:43:33

tears fall like rain

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/26/2021:  06:45:15

while undulating stomachs churn