chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2021:  09:34:08

lost their gorgeous secretary

finger-picker - Posted - 01/25/2021:  10:35:39

who was moonlighting as

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2021:  12:08:13

a NASA rocket scientist

finger-picker - Posted - 01/25/2021:  13:53:23

for a TV show

J e f f - Posted - 01/25/2021:  14:00:59

that starred the beautiful

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/25/2021:  14:37:14

yet elusive Aunt Bee

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/25/2021:  14:39:22

as well as Floyd

finger-picker - Posted - 01/25/2021:  15:06:24

, Emmett, and Andy, played

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2021:  15:25:26

like a fiddle by

finger-picker - Posted - 01/25/2021:  16:45:57

that sleazy Novello guy

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2021:  17:12:52

who managed to amass

finger-picker - Posted - 01/25/2021:  17:47:27

all the town's wealth

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/25/2021:  18:19:10

which really wasn't much

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2021:  18:40:01

loot other than Floyd’s

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/25/2021:  19:41:07

secret papers giving him

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2021:  03:39:24

full property rights to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/26/2021:  05:33:01

Goobers used oil pit

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2021:  06:25:10

where nasty toxins abound

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2021:  06:41:53

and wonderfully strange creatures

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/26/2021:  07:09:56

manifest in over abundance

DC5 - Posted - 01/26/2021:  07:35:07

of primal ooze creating

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2021:  07:53:41

a zoologist’s treasure trove

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/26/2021:  08:33:52

of unveiled primitive species

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OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2021:  08:47:58

and some frightening predators

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/26/2021:  09:08:43

that seem to lurk

xmark - Posted - 01/26/2021:  09:52:09

without a single squeak

finger-picker - Posted - 01/26/2021:  09:57:54

in the recesses of

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2021:  10:28:42

the dark space behind

finger-picker - Posted - 01/26/2021:  11:21:51

the dastardly Carson shack

grandpafive - Posted - 01/26/2021:  12:15:26

where Johnny wrote jokes

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2021:  12:39:54

to tell his teacher

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/26/2021:  13:04:29

about his new girlfriend

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/26/2021:  14:18:47

who was skeptical of

finger-picker - Posted - 01/26/2021:  14:55:08

whether she was actually

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2021:  15:12:49

a “she”,considering her/his

finger-picker - Posted - 01/26/2021:  16:29:24

gender-neutral name, which was

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2021:  05:29:02

only confusing if you

DC5 - Posted - 01/27/2021:  05:54:35

were over the age

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/27/2021:  07:24:54

of being easily confused

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2021:  08:59:16

which is often 3

xmark - Posted - 01/27/2021:  09:37:25

sheets to the wind

finger-picker - Posted - 01/27/2021:  10:05:40

compared to the actual

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2021:  04:14:48

wind direction, which can

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/28/2021:  04:57:53

swirl at varying speeds

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2021:  05:45:51

with occasional gusts exceeding

finger-picker - Posted - 01/28/2021:  05:54:53

a drunken man's gait

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2021:  05:56:45

which is usually staggeringly

DC5 - Posted - 01/28/2021:  06:38:53

slow and multi-directional due

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2021:  08:51:28

limbs that won’t cooperate