OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2018:  13:15:32

the instruction sheets which

DC5 - Posted - 05/17/2018:  16:12:30

was a loose translation

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2018:  22:09:30

from Mandarin to Cajun

OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2018:  03:36:30

spoken with a lisp

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2018:  12:09:22

from a toothleth mowth

OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2018:  12:35:06

which makes enunciation difficult

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/18/2018:  16:31:44

even for the best

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2018:  17:48:24

gator-wrasslin’ Cajun ventriloquist

OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2018:  18:08:32

who tosses his voice

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2018:  20:21:53

into numerous tossed salads

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/20/2018:  12:23:46

so to scare the

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2018:  03:27:07

salad bar grazers who

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/21/2018:  04:06:07

spend all day eating

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2018:  04:27:58

, chewing with open mouths

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2018:  07:54:32

and spitting out seeds

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2018:  13:30:46

looking like baseball managers

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2018:  14:35:52

after chewing out umpires

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/21/2018:  16:59:50

for calling everyone out

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2018:  17:34:38

when clearly they were

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2018:  21:42:27

speeding up the game

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2018:  03:11:14

by swinging at every

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/22/2018:  03:50:24

pitch. The fans started

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2018:  05:18:24

heading for the bars

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2018:  06:30:33

harboring deep resentment , so

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/22/2018:  16:38:45

everyone started dancing and

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2018:  02:45:30

carrying on like deranged

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2018:  04:12:45

hyenas during mating season

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/23/2018 04:13:21

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2018:  04:22:47

who exhibit the strangest

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2018:  15:00:01

mating rituals this side

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/23/2018:  15:13:16

of Timbucktoo or the

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2018:  16:13:38

Playboy mansion when Hef

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2018:  16:14:44

orders in new girls

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2018:  03:33:59

and opens the grotto

DC5 - Posted - 05/24/2018:  11:18:31

on hot summer nights

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2018:  11:32:12

when beads of sweat

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/24/2018:  15:03:07

dropped off their exposed

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2018:  03:35:13

bodies, most of which

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2018:  06:06:52

were made of plastic 

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/25/2018 06:09:25

DC5 - Posted - 05/25/2018:  11:39:18

, silicon, vinyl, and latex

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2018:  13:20:25

crafted by the finest

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2018:  13:54:45

mannequin makers in Leavenworth

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/25/2018:  18:15:00

Kansas. Hef called his

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2018:  04:56:55

daughter in to explain

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2018:  07:11:07

the birds and bees

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2018:  07:51:40

to the naked crowd

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2018:  16:38:57

who had burned clothes

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2018:  03:28:19

and bridges, leaving themselves

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/28/2018:  08:20:17

exposed to the cold

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2018:  09:25:32

and unable to return