OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2015:  03:15:15

much of his career

jistgreg - Posted - 12/28/2015:  08:51:38

striking out on the 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2015:  10:17:05

cricket pitch, where he 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2015:  11:26:15

ate bangers and mash

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2015:  12:49:46

washed down with ale

jistgreg - Posted - 12/28/2015:  16:39:00

-- warm ale, which is 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2015:  22:49:13

de rigeur in English

jistgreg - Posted - 12/29/2015:  00:54:16

classes taught by W.C. 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  04:00:50

Handy, better known for

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2015:  08:42:01

selling anonymous blues songs

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  13:45:56

, so many that he's 

jistgreg - Posted - 12/29/2015:  13:47:44

now known as the 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  13:56:17

Father of the Blues

MWBailey - Posted - 12/29/2015:  18:53:49

. But Millie likes stevedores

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  19:13:04

, in particular, the ones

jistgreg - Posted - 12/29/2015:  19:28:59

Steve adores, like Millie 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  19:47:06

who adores almost anyone 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2015:  20:14:03

with a fat wallet

jistgreg - Posted - 12/29/2015:  21:06:05

full of pictures of 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2015:  04:25:32

Benjamin Franklin. She can

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2015:  06:59:35

boogie with the best

jistgreg - Posted - 12/30/2015:  08:51:36

or with the beast. 

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OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2015:  14:34:36

but either way she

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2015:  15:33:01

avoids honest meaningful work

jistgreg - Posted - 12/30/2015:  15:58:53

when she could be 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2015:  16:14:52

letting me pay for

J e f f - Posted - 12/31/2015:  16:01:37

the platinum toenail clippers

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2015:  16:25:15

and the gold toothpicks

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2015:  16:31:07

for her false teeth

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2015:  16:36:32

I'm starting to think

jistgreg - Posted - 12/31/2015:  18:36:49

parts of her are 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2015:  18:58:43

harvested from Frankenstein's castoffs

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2015:  19:12:55

,not unlike harvesting rapeseed

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2015:  20:06:24

oil and selling it

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/01/2016:  05:39:37

to hockey fans who

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2016:  05:50:55

like to add it

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2016:  08:22:26

to opposing fans' drinks

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2016:  08:29:51

as payback for when

jistgreg - Posted - 01/01/2016:  10:28:05

opposing fans added canola 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2016:  10:57:26

oil to their drinks. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2016:  11:29:38

Canola and cola are

jistgreg - Posted - 01/01/2016:  12:14:08

two products secretly manufactured  

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2016:  12:33:06

by elves held captive

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2016:  12:45:00

in an Atlanta warehouse

jistgreg - Posted - 01/01/2016:  13:34:17

under the watchful eye 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2016:  17:14:50

of a fat man

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2016:  17:39:43

named Chief Nokahoma,who

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2016:  04:14:48

was the spiritual leader

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/02/2016:  16:12:14

after he completed a