OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2021:  12:32:45

pretended not to notice

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2021:  12:37:33

Hell’s Angels security guards

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/03/2021:  12:38:50

as they were mesmerized

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2021:  17:41:17

by the absolutely amazing

DC5 - Posted - 04/04/2021:  05:33:51

trained seals playing Mozart

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/04/2021:  07:41:00

as well as Beethoven

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/04/2021:  07:51:14

with rousing Doors encore

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2021:  09:48:53

lighting fires in exuberance

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/04/2021:  11:09:30

as they were so

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2021:  17:06:10

excited to be performing

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2021:  17:51:18

for a whopping $15

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/04/2021:  18:41:47

per union scheduled event

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/04/2021:  18:54:28

that they had agreed

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2021:  03:17:19

upon after learning that

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2021:  07:56:19

major record company execs

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2021:  08:04:06

would be in attendance

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/05/2021:  08:14:44

and would be checking

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/05/2021:  10:32:09

out horn dog groupies

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/05/2021 10:32:38

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2021:  15:00:21

and promising lucrative contracts

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/05/2021:  15:17:32

to those qualified in

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2021:  16:49:03

exciting the unwashed masses

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/05/2021:  16:59:13

which entices merchandise purchases

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2021:  04:42:43

of useless trinkets destined

DC5 - Posted - 04/06/2021:  05:55:49

for over stuffed landfills

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2021:  06:57:35

where they'll take eons

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2021:  07:30:06

to convert to oil

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2021:  08:00:00

which will then pollute

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/07/2021:  04:45:29

every square inch of

DC5 - Posted - 04/07/2021:  04:54:39

Cape Cod bay where

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2021:  08:04:58

cod have protested vehemently

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/07/2021:  12:38:06

the wearing of capes

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/07/2021:  13:03:36

while swimming to shore

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2021:  04:24:36

in a mass migration

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/08/2021:  12:21:51

and seem to be

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2021:  12:40:08

heading for Walden’s Pond

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/08/2021:  13:26:54

where zooplankton and phytoplankton

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2021:  16:30:31

have completely filled the

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2021:  16:42:24

Thoreau’s old wooden rowboat

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2021:  17:26:11

and spilled over into

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/08/2021:  18:47:35

the pond causing great

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2021:  03:16:14

bloom of foul smelling

DC5 - Posted - 04/09/2021:  05:44:18

surface scum resembling a

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2021:  08:27:15

drool from banjoists' mouths

Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/09/2021 08:27:32

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/09/2021:  10:38:00

while playing Cripple Creek

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2021:  03:28:50

endlessly and pretty poorly

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/10/2021:  03:51:15

with no rhythm sense

DC5 - Posted - 04/10/2021:  05:32:40

and a missing string

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2021:  06:44:55

that escaped everyone's notice

Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/10/2021 06:45:36

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/10/2021:  07:54:47

as they continued to