OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2017:  02:40:16

single time cue to

DC5 - Posted - 09/20/2017:  13:04:12

begin the second movement

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2017:  13:49:36

which begins with a

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2017:  17:07:48

thunderous kettle drum pounding

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2017:  18:13:20

out a dramatic cadence

mike gregory - Posted - 09/20/2017:  19:37:03

like giant termites marching

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2017:  02:56:29

down to Lumber Liquidators

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2017:  06:22:15

to put an end

DC5 - Posted - 09/21/2017:  15:05:32

to low prices by

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2017:  02:46:25

devouring as much wood

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2017:  06:34:25

as lumberjacks can cut

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2017:  08:21:39

in an average day

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2017:  10:44:46

with below-average chainsaw sharpness

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2017:  12:05:21

and absolutely no motivation

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2017:  14:09:06

to outdo ambitious termites

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2017:  04:24:33

so, if you buy

DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2017:  05:47:01

banjos at thrift shops

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2017:  07:33:41

check the case for

DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2017:  11:41:10

termites dancing to the

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2017:  18:27:56

beat of a different

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2017:  22:54:30

five star drum head

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2017:  04:13:53

with the cadence set

DC5 - Posted - 09/25/2017:  11:44:14

to a slow dirge

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2017:  12:02:54

to memorialize Orville Gibson

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2017:  18:22:49

who some view as

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2017:  18:59:02

the Simon Legree of

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2017:  03:00:24

stringed instruments because of

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2017:  05:28:37

his ruthless business practices

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2017:  11:45:32

and shoddy workmanship which

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2017:  20:26:44

is hilarious in Nazareth

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2017:  02:43:10

where quality control would

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2017:  08:22:07

outdo workers from Kalamazoo

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2017:  10:00:55

even after heavy drinking

DC5 - Posted - 09/27/2017:  12:51:57

and smoking in Colorado

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2017:  15:10:32

where forest fires rage

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2017:  04:37:32

likely caused by the

DC5 - Posted - 09/28/2017:  13:48:25

careless tossing of burnt

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2017:  19:09:00

Banjo's onto the roadside

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2017:  20:24:55

where hitchikers light doobees

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2017:  06:24:05

from the glowing embers

DC5 - Posted - 09/30/2017:  11:47:00

not realizing that they

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2017:  12:59:51

contribute to global warming

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2017:  17:41:06

and produce toxic fumes

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2017:  10:54:47

inhaled by passing hippies

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2017:  02:51:08

looking for a high

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2017:  22:36:24

-flying acid trip to

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2017:  03:37:48

rival the ones they

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2017:  19:29:23

forgot about in 1967

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2017:  03:26:44

which left them without