OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2022:  16:41:19

to come knocking on

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2022:  20:18:07

beat-up Freightliner truck doors

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2022:  02:15:28

with offers of “company”

DC5 - Posted - 01/12/2022:  05:40:57

in exchange for drugs

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2022:  07:51:09

, cash, or overnight accommodations

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2022:  09:37:02

with handy room service

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2022:  10:34:41

including coffee from the

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2022:  12:09:27

parking lot vending machine

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2022:  12:51:03

which is severely dented

DC5 - Posted - 01/12/2022:  13:43:19

since the golf-cart incident

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2022:  14:36:43

when drunken golfers drove

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2022:  18:22:17

wildly around the parking

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2022:  18:45:36

lot jeering at truckers

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2022:  02:50:50

while dressed like pimps

DC5 - Posted - 01/13/2022:  06:09:12

on 1970's cop shows

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2022:  06:12:09

at the Fall Fair

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/13/2022:  09:32:06

before the dunk-tank competition

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2022:  10:36:21

which is well attended

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2022:  11:41:37

by Sadists’R’Us members

DC5 - Posted - 01/13/2022:  13:07:07

and wet T-shirt contest

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/13/2022:  13:56:28

aficionados hoping to glimpse

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/13/2022:  14:36:31

a little into their

BanjoChungus1967 - Posted - 01/13/2022:  14:53:14

creature who needed milked

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2022:  17:40:54

which always amazed them

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2022:  18:55:46

despite college anatomy studies

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2022:  02:44:07

which conclusively show that

DC5 - Posted - 01/14/2022:  05:43:28

only female mammals give

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/14/2022:  10:42:32

appropriate care and nurturing

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2022:  18:18:32

without concern for personal

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2022:  19:04:13

accessories such as earrings

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2022:  03:21:56

color coordinated with shoes

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/15/2022:  07:23:35

and designer handbags which

DC5 - Posted - 01/15/2022:  07:27:09

are troll bait for

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2022:  08:11:48

snatch and grab hoodlums

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2022:  08:36:35

who drive black Pintos

DC5 - Posted - 01/15/2022:  09:05:10

that explode on impact

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/15/2022:  10:40:18

from improperly located fuel-cells

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2022:  18:25:25

and malfunctioning brake lights

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2022:  18:27:07

that confound following constables

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/15/2022:  18:48:17

and irritate law-abiding citizens 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/15/2022 18:48:49

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2022:  05:21:33

and cause numerous accidents

DC5 - Posted - 01/16/2022:  05:36:11

along the interstate during

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2022:  05:54:59

Pinto Drag Racing Week

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/16/2022 05:55:26

DC5 - Posted - 01/16/2022:  11:17:53

at New Hampshire Speedway

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2022:  03:23:19

located conveniently just off

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/17/2022:  06:25:20

#106-North of Pearls Corner

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2022:  07:05:40

where Pearl flirts unabashedly

DC5 - Posted - 01/17/2022:  08:02:23

with biker gang members

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/17/2022:  08:36:13

riding Honda Dream motorbikes