OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2021:  17:24:27

while freezing your extremities

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2021:  21:48:09

while Guy Lumbago plays

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2022:  05:56:18

Nick Nack Paddy Whack

DC5 - Posted - 01/01/2022:  06:11:19

on a wooden xylophone

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/01/2022:  07:44:03

recently infested with termites

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2022:  07:59:56

due to outhouse storage

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2022:  10:22:38

through a humid summer

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/01/2022:  11:10:37

rendering Sears-Robuck catalogs ineffective

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/01/2022 11:11:23

DC5 - Posted - 01/01/2022:  11:10:49

when the 17 year

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2022:  12:31:36

cicadas start to sing

grandpafive - Posted - 01/01/2022:  14:15:28

off key, raising concerns

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2022:  16:52:48

about future crop yields

DC5 - Posted - 01/01/2022:  17:22:03

at legal marijuana farms

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2022:  17:27:09

where Garcia’s kids labo(u)r

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2022:  02:34:05

blissfully as they tend

DC5 - Posted - 01/02/2022:  06:15:41

to sample the product

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2022:  06:39:45

without benefit of matches

DC5 - Posted - 01/02/2022:  11:36:12

so they resort to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/02/2022:  14:20:33

old-school Zippo flip-top lighters

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2022:  18:08:17

filled to overflowing with

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2022:  19:10:55

naptha gas that explodes

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2022:  02:43:31

the moment they flick

DC5 - Posted - 01/03/2022:  06:07:46

their Bics, creating a

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2022:  09:17:46

conflagration of epic proportions

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/03/2022:  09:35:01

visible to residents in

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2022:  12:09:38

several surrounding town prompting

DC5 - Posted - 01/03/2022:  12:48:14

late night talk show

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2022:  14:04:53

viewers to drink heavily

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/03/2022:  14:27:39

while consuming copious amounts

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2022:  18:28:29

of chocolate ice cream

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2022:  18:36:03

made from fake cocoa

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2022:  02:21:53

and non-dairy soy milk

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/04/2022:  04:42:16

in guise of healthy

DC5 - Posted - 01/04/2022:  05:35:14

consumption of unhealthy food

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2022:  06:27:24

rejected by Aunt Jemima

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/04/2022:  09:59:38

and Mrs Butterworth who

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2022:  12:15:13

have both been replaced

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2022:  12:50:21

on syrup bottles by

DC5 - Posted - 01/04/2022:  12:55:00

non gender specific images

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/04/2022:  15:12:49

rendering them both unemployed

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2022:  03:59:24

and sinking into penury

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2022:  05:00:59

, confusing Funk and Wagnalls

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/05/2022:  06:14:12

, upsetting Dewey Decimal Systems

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/05/2022 06:15:25

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2022:  06:52:45

and spreading utter panic

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2022:  07:16:35

throughout culinary kitchens everywhere

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2022:  08:17:30

as Julia Child fans

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/05/2022:  08:48:19

hide in their pantry’s

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2022:  09:36:38

clutching Betty Crocker photos

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/05/2022:  11:36:17

and Guy Fieri recipes